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Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

inquiry, clarification, breakdown, Shenanigans, EXPLAIN

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the classiest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always down for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that he once built a castle entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Troll, a mischievous player who loves nothing more than causing chaos and blowing things up. Just watch out for him when you’re out exploring, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

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Chihiro’s Brown Hair Minecraft Server

brown hair, humor, speculation, reason, common connection

Are you tired of being surrounded by Chihiros and Chihayas on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only allow players with fivehead girls with brown hair named Gertrude or Mildred! Why? Because we believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing the uniqueness of all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic quests where you must battle giant chickens armed with diamond swords, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that grant you the power to turn into a unicorn for five minutes.

So why settle for the same old Chihiro-filled servers when you can join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many cookies)? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

pattern, social media, banter, Schedule, question..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake, where you can feast to your heart’s content.

So why did he post this in September, you ask? Because this is the month where the unicorns come out to play on our server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie llamas – it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

Join us now for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

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VillainMotiveMC SMP

villainous, smp, best, criminal, Compelling

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

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> Reason For Everything Bad Minecraft SMP

reason for everything bad women, Minecraft, Women, bad, everything bad

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the reason for everything bad happening is… women! That’s right, blame it all on the ladies, lollmao!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!

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The Reason Why AEW Is In A Death Spiral And Will Die A Slow Painful Minecraft SMP

hulk hogan, controversy, Ratings, smp, Future

Are you tired of boring old wrestling drama? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Hulk Hogan himself will be wrestling in the ring…or should I say, the virtual blocky arena! That’s right, Hulk Hogan will be gracing us with his presence and giving us his good graces, ensuring that our server will never be in a death spiral like AEW. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to wrestle against Hulk Hogan himself in a virtual match! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of the most epic wrestling experience in Minecraft history!

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Space Cadet Escape Pod

jury duty, Escape, best reason stranded astronauts, jury duty summons, least-believable reason

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on a minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get a jury duty summons. but wait, you can’t serve because you’re a STRANDED ASTRONAUT! like, how crazy is that?

on this server, we got all the stranded astronauts, just hangin out and playin minecraft together. we got moon rocks instead of diamonds, and our castles are made out of space junk. it’s out of this world, literally!

so if you wanna join the most out-of-this-world minecraft server ever, come hang with us stranded astronauts. we promise you’ll have a blast, just watch out for those pesky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

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BullyCraft: Weird Reasons

Unique, Targeted, Memories, different, Taunting

Are you tired of getting bullied for normal things like your fashion sense or taste in music? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can get bullied for the most outrageous reasons ever! From building a house that’s too symmetrical to having a pet chicken named Gerald, our community will find any excuse to roast you. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter, because on our server, being weird is the new cool. So come on in and show off your quirkiest quirks – we promise not to judge (too harshly).

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Tripfag Trio Minecraft Server

tripfag, goon, Random, idk, Marry

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we play a game of “fuck, kill, marry” with three random tripfags! Marry Goonocchio, the wooden boy with a heart of gold, Fuck some random tripfag from /biofem/ because why not, and Kill LesbianLoserLurker for murdering a poor innocent mollusk. Join us for insane adventures and unexpected twists on this wild server!

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Never Ever Upset Minecraft Server

SELF AWARENESS, mental health, Server, inner peace, Peace

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so wacky that you’ll never be upset for the reason you think. One minute you could be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you could be riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Who knows what will happen next?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking minions. Join his flock and conquer the land with your poultry pals.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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