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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 870 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8838 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 153 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 6609 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake, where you can feast to your heart’s content.
So why did he post this in September, you ask? Because this is the month where the unicorns come out to play on our server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie llamas – it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
Join us now for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
