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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6805 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Emeralds Found: | 9782 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
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