Reason For Break Up

Oh, honey, we broke up because my ex couldn’t handle the epicness of this Minecraft server! I mean, where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? It was just too much for them to handle. But hey, more diamonds for me, am I right? Join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Who needs a significant other when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?