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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4383 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 688 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
