realtalks Minecraft Servers

realtalks Minecraft Servers

  • CreepCraft SMP: /thread

    CreepCraft SMP: /thread
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2476
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 73 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Divine Spears Created: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

    ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5917
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Star Shards Collected: 113
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

    Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

    And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

    So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRoomForGmaLOL

    NoRoomForGmaLOL
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9324
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

    Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2205
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Gods Slained: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

    Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3662
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Emeralds Found: 5327
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 786
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

    In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

    Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PizzaGreaseCraft

    PizzaGreaseCraft
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 4938
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8462
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

    BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 7211
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Star Shards Collected: 70
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mines Excavated: 1961

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Panda Junior High School

    Panda Junior High School
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7466
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Chimeras Created: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

    We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

    Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

    Join our small and tight community today!

    mc.pandasmp.cloud

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MurdocMC

    MurdocMC
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 741
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

    IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

    Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

    murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

    Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4241
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    CommunityCraft SMP Overview

    Server IP play.communitycraft.live
    Discord discord.gg/CommunityCraft
    Bluemap communitycraft.live
    Youtube youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

    What We Offer:

    We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

    NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

    Recent Player Review:

    “This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

    Thanks for checking us out!

    FAQ Questions & Answers:

    Question Answer
    Is this server vanilla-style? Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
    What plugins are used? Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
    How can I join? Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
    What is the server difficulty set to? The difficulty is set to Hard.
    Are there any in-game restrictions? No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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