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PixelPottyMouth

Alternatives, anger, Censorship, Communication, creativity, cultural norms, curse words, euphemisms, expletives, Expression, Frustration, Language, PixelPottyMouth, polite language, Profanity, Slang, social norms, substitution, swear words, taboo, verbal restraint

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Are you tired of getting kicked from servers for dropping F-bombs left and right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let loose with all the creative swear word alternatives your heart desires! From “fudge nuggets” to “flipping flapjacks”, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers while shouting out ridiculous swear word substitutes that will have your fellow players rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try coming up with your own wacky swear word alternatives to share with the rest of the community.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue as you curse up a storm in the most family-friendly way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JungleCraft Server: Loggers vs Tribes!

amazon rainforest, conservation, conservation efforts, Cultural preservation, Deforestation, endangered, endangered cultures, environmental activism, Environmental Protection, illegal logging, indigenous people, indigenous rights, isolated tribes, JungleCraft, Loggers, Peruvian Amazon, remote tribes, Server, sighted, Sustainable development, tribal rights, Tribes, Uncontacted tribe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	257
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	2840
Towns Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we found an uncontacted tribe in the peruvian amazon while chopping down trees for our pixel art creations. they taught us the ancient art of building with blocks and now we are unstoppable in our building skills. join us and learn the ways of the jungle builders, but watch out for the loggers trying to steal our secrets! only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild world of pixelated adventure. come build, explore, and conquer with us!

TrumpCraft: IranPlotBoosted

Assassination, Boosted, danger, intelligence, investigation, iran, IranPlotBoosted, kill, national security, Plot, president, Protection, Risk, secret service, SECURITY, security detail, Target, threat, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, weeks ago

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	535757
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

so like, this server is so safe, even trump would feel secure here! like, we had to boost security because iran was tryna take him out in minecraft, can u believe it? but like, don’t worry, we got his back. come join our server and be protected from all the crazy plots out there. plus, we have the best parties, like, way better than the white house. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

PvP but don’t cry when you lose! Join our 250×250 survival in 30 minutes – no vanilla

1.21, 250×250, cry, Discord, dont, Fight, HighCraft, hurry up, Ip:, Join, Link, LOSE, Minutes, PvP, Resources, Scarce, Server, Survival, TEAM, team-up, tiny worldborder, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	147.185.221.21:18698
Discord	https://discord.gg/vZYzbGbPjG
Version	1.21!!

Doing a survival with a really tiny world border, resources are scarce, so you better hurry up and get them. Maybe team up, maybe fight, it’s up to you.

Server begins 30 minutes after posting, so hurry up and join! Join the HighCraft Discord server for more events like this.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server start?	30 minutes after the post has been made.
What is the world border size?	The world border is tiny, making resources scarce and gameplay challenging.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can choose to team up or fight other players as you wish.
How often do events like this occur?	Join the HighCraft Discord server for more information on upcoming events.

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

BlockyLife, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	1720
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the mundane, soul-sucking grind of everyday life? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of boredom and monotony? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of normalcy!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters – all without ever having to worry about the soul-crushing tedium of school or work.

Forget about staring at paint drying or running on a treadmill forever. On our server, the only thing you’ll be running from is a horde of zombies or a fiery dragon. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your wildest, most exciting Minecraft adventure today!

SuccessCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, advancement, asian race, collaboration, cultural exchange, Diversity, empowerment, equality, global impact, inclusion, leadership, Minecraft, opportunity, progress, race relations, racial harmony, Server, societal advancement, success, SuccessCraft, teamwork, Unity, white race

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the white race and the Asian race have teamed up to dominate the virtual world! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret potion that makes your character run faster than Usain Bolt on steroids. Zoom zoom, baby!

2. Our server is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a unicorn in Minecraft?

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality mode where you can actually feel the heat of the lava and the chill of the ice biomes. It’s like Minecraft, but on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most epic gaming alliance since Mario and Luigi. Let’s show the world that the white race and the Asian race are the ultimate Minecraft dream team!

WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

best comedy movies, BlockBusterLaughs, comedic genius, comedy, comedy classics, Comedy film, Funny Moments, funny movie, gut-busting laughs, hilarious, humor, humor for days, laugh out loud, Laughter, movie night, movie recommendations, must watch comedy, rib-tickling comedy, side-splitting humor, top comedy films, uproarious comedy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	9042
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Animals Bred:	176	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA