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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4775 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 4367 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.