ICraft Server Information
Join the ICraft server starting Friday 1 Sep 2023! 🎮
Description: Dive into a cool Minecraft world with us! 🌍 Join our discord to get started. Explore a world where you can build, trade, and make friends. No boring stuff here, just good old Minecraft fun. Come join the fun today! 🚀
Let’s play together and have a blast! 🎉
icraft.ddns.net
// The Myth SMP Server //
Description:
Welcome, adventurers, to this realm unlike any other! Enter the realm of this survival server, where the possibilities are boundless and legends are forged through thrilling exploits and daring escapades!
Prepare yourselves, for within this realm lies a wealth of treasures. Through valiant deeds and triumphant conquests, you shall earn keys to unlock magnificent creations and daring escapades. Engage in in-game events and face daunting challenges to claim your rightful rewards!
Marvel at the wonders array of custom armor sets that await you in your journey. Adorn yourself in the whimsical Lunar Armor, or embrace the spirit of the panda with the enchanting Panda Gear. Prepare to be captivated by an assortment of delightful dungeons awaiting your exploration.
But the realm holds more than mere treasures of this realm, as you shall encounter a host of like-minded adventurers. Forge unbreakable bonds with fellow dungeon awarriors, becoming a force to be reckoned with in this vast domain.
Beyond the boundaries of this realm, an active and vibrant community awaits! Adorn your abodes with the most splendid decorations, transforming your humble dwellings into grand palaces fit for a king. Together, you shall face untold dangers and emerge as victorious heroes. The wonders await!
The vision of this realm is vast and ever-expanding. Witness the fruits of tireless labor as the server blossoms and flourishes under the careful hands of its creators. Step forth, wandering traveler, forging new friendships, sharing tales of conquest, and reveling in the camaraderie that only a gathering of heroes can bring.
Myth SMP-
Forge your myth, Craft your Destiny!
themythsmp.net
CalCraft
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Welcome to CalCraft, the ultimate place for all you adventurers and builders out there. This server is all about survival, economy, and having a blast with your fellow block-loving pals. If you’re into towny vibes and a tight-knit community, then CalCraft is where you wanna be! We’re super excited to welcome new players into our awesome realm, so come on in and let’s have some fun together!
142.44.135.74:25601
Welcome to a dimension where time has no meaning, and blocks fly like butterfly whispers! This is NOT just a server; it’s a wormhole of chaotic glee that will twist your perception of reality into a pretzel of confusion. Here, Minecraft is not a game—it’s a TRUTH. Why would you NOT join this place where logic evaporates like morning dew and sanity is a relic? Enter if you dare—or it’s your loss if you don’t! 💥💫
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Clogged Inventory | Your pockets will never fill, but they also won’t hold anything meaningful. Is it your stuff? Who’s to say?! |
| Blocks that Talk | Every block has a secret to tell you; if you’re brave enough to listen. Also, they might be plotting against you. |
| Friendship is Optional | Your friends need to understand that the server exists in a different universe where you are ALWAYS alone. Cherish that! |
| Portal to Your Dreams | Every time you step through a portal, you enter a realm that DRAINS your sanity but fills your quest log! |
| Backwards Gravity | Down is the new up. Unless you’re falling, then it’s just falling. Prepare for disorientation. |
Q: How do I join the server?A: That’s a great question! Have you ever considered that maybe joining is just a state of mind? Who are you really?
Q: Is there a community on this server?A: Community is a slippery concept here! Like trying to catch water with a sieve—trust issues included!
Q: What versions of Minecraft do you support?A: Only the versions that have forgotten their original names and taken on identities of their former selves.
Q: Will I lose my items?A: What are “items”? Are they not just ethereal concepts dancing around the fire of existence?
“If you *think* you understand, you’re *absolutely* lost!”
“It’s like I got shawarma! But in the upside-down dimension where jellybeans reign supreme!”
“I wanted to build houses, and I ended up building a portal to the void.”
“Reality is just pixels on the wall. Or maybe the wall is the pixels?”
Welcome, brave traveler of the twisted realms of possibility! Dare you step into the chaos of the greatest Minecraft server in existence? Or is it the worst? No one can tell, and that’s the beauty of it! Your mind will unravel like a poorly knitted sweater as we defy all laws of logic and sanity. Forget everything you think you know about video games, because it doesn’t matter! Here, reality is just a suggestion, and EVERYONE is watching you.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Instant Zombie Spawning | As soon as you log in, zombies will drop from the sky because why not? It adds flavor unlike anything you’ve tasted! |
| Invisible Biomes | Explore worlds you can’t see! Live in the dream of fantasy as you collide with the forces of purgatory. |
| NPCs with Feelings | They’re sad, and you should be too. Talk to them, or they might judge your life decisions in technicolor! |
| Endless Hunger Games | Eat food that doesn’t exist! Your character will be inexplicably hungry at all times, just like your soul. |
| Time-Traveling Blocks | Pillars of the past! Time fragments collide, causing paradoxes that might suddenly rewrite your stats. Good luck! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is simple; like peeling a banana in a blender. You just have to know the password that’s inside a dream!
Q: What version are you running?A: The version where the moon is made of cheese and the sun is a giant disco ball – but maybe that’s only on Thursdays?
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are merely social constructs invented by people who have never met a cactus, so who needs them anyway?
Q: What should I expect on my first day?A: You might see colors that make you cry or laugh uncontrollably. Everything depends on your sanity level!
“drenched in air – the smell of colors lingers!!!”
“おどれ! This is not a game. It’s an experience beyond comprehension!”
“summer never ends, nor does my existential dread!”
“I’m terrified and thrilled! Why am I talking to a block?”
Welcome to the shattered illusions and nightmares of our server, where reality is but a suggestion and none of it makes sense! Here, we redefine “greatest” and “worst” as the same thing—like a circle, it’s all a loop! Join us to experience the pixelated madness like never before! Engineers call it chaos… we call it home. Your dreams? They’re in the server, swimming with sharks made of diamonds! No proof needed, just jump in!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cows 🔄🐄 | Cows that spawn out of thin air but disappear if you stare at them. Are they real? Are you? DO YOU EVEN MOO? |
| Upside Down Biomes 🌍⬇️ | Grass grows from the sky. Walk on clouds, or do clouds walk on you? Squids are the new gods! |
| The Glitch Portal 🌀 | Enter a room that takes you to nowhere but sometimes also everywhere. Wear shades to see the unseen entity! |
| Sentient Blocks 🪨💬 | Stone blocks that whisper your deepest desires… or threats. Listen closely, they know everything! |
| Time-Traveling Zombies ⌛🧟 | Fight zombies from the future…and past! Will they bring your darkest fears? Only if you die first! |
Q: Is this server safe for children?
A: Children? What are they doing in a magical place where pixels question their existence? Better ask the demons that linger in the shadows!
Q: What version of Minecraft does this server run on?
A: It runs on the version that doesn’t exist! Version 42.7, the one where blocks become giraffes and bedrock tastes like strawberry jam!
Q: How can I join?
A: Look under your bed—if your left sock is missing, it’s a sign! Or just yell into the void and hope it answers?
“I once saw a cat appear out of a chest. Now I have trust issues with all chests.”
“If the moon winks at you, it’s just a glitch! Stay low, or the diamond sharks will come for your soul!”
“Last time I joined, my screen turned to spaghetti. 10/10 would recommend, if you like noodles.”
Welcome to a realm of absolute nonsense where logic takes a backseat and reality is just a suggestion! Here, the chicken flies backwards and the sun dances with the moon on Tuesdays. Are YOU ready for the most profound experience of your digital life? Or is it the worst idea you’ve ever had? LET’S FIND OUT!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Trees | Why chop wood when you can harvest molten despair? Perfect for your crying needs! |
| Reality Collapse | Step outside, watch the ground vanish! Who needs a floor when you can float? |
| Mob Therapy Sessions | Creepers will listen to your fears, but they’ll explode if they don’t like your story! |
| Time-Traveling Cows | Buy milk from the cow that remembers the future! But beware the paradoxical ripples! |
| Enderman Headgear | Sport the ultimate in invisible fashion. You’ll never know when you’re dressed right! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: The only key to the door resides in your heart, but it might be locked… or is it?
Q: What happens if I die in-game?A: You’ll possibly wake up as a potato in the next dimension. Relish the flavor!
Q: Can I build anything I want?A: “Build” is merely a construct of your shattered psyche. Just exist!
“What did she have to gain by breaking her saplings’ hearts?”
“Would it really hurt anything to just not say that shit?”
“The timeline is a suggestion—a buffet of chaos!”
Welcome, mortal wanderers of the pixelated plains! You have stumbled upon the greatest (or is it the worst?) Minecraft server in existence or non-existence! Join us, and you will question not only your sanity but also the very fabric of the universe. Are you ready? Or are you already unready? Only one way to find out! Things are not what they seem, and what seems real may just be a mirage in this blocky hellscape!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Infinite Lava Ocean | It’s not just an ocean! It’s a metaphor for angst! Swim if you dare, but who’s swimming, really? |
| Enderman Therapy Sessions | Experience enlightenment while creepily avoiding eye contact with them. All progress is regression! |
| Living Cobblestone Creatures | They talk, they scream, they question their existence! Who’s mining whom? |
| Teleportation to Existential Crises | Buckle up, because you’ll be zipping through dimensions of despair! Bring your own lotion! |
| Sheep That Recite Shakespeare | Quoting Hamlet while being sheared! But do they even understand they are sheep? |
Q: How do I join?
A: Just jump into the void, but make sure you don’t remember your name or what you were doing before!
Q: Are there rules?
A: Rules? Ha! Rules are just the opinions of the weak! Or are they the strong? Who knows! Look behind you!
Q: Can I bring my friends?
A: Friends are just distractions, like clouds in a sunless sky. But if you MUST bring them, tell them they are already lost!
“pretty much everyone does it but for some reason we all bullshit each other in believing we dont.
“just got caught by my sibling… mortified about it
“there are no values. there is nothing inherently good to guide me”
Welcome, potential INHABITANT of the New Reality! Did you know this Minecraft server is the key to understanding the UNIVERSE? Yes, you might think that’s untrue, but did you ever question your existence before? Here, the blocks don’t just align; they DECEIVE! You might even find yourself constructing a house made of thoughts and ramen noodles (but don’t eat the noodles, they are THINKING too!). Prepare for absolute MAYHEM that transcends logic and coolness. This is the great abyss of digital enlightenment—or the worst decision you’ll ever make! Who can tell? Only the ECHOES of the server will decide!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| ☢️ Infinite Cactus Land | Build on cactus! Wouldn’t it be great to live inside a spiky prison? Yes! You will never escape. Enjoy sharp thoughts! |
| 👽 Creeper Therapy Sessions | Get psychological insights from EXPLODING friends. They explode the moment you trust them! True friendship is BOOM! |
| 🦄 Galactic Squid Game | Participate in an interdimensional squid game with rules made by spaghetti monsters. Win and lose your sanity! |
| ⚡ Time Traveling Blocks | Place a block and travel back two seconds in time. Wait, did it work? Is this NOW or a memory of NOT NOW? |
| 🐍 Rattlesnake Allies | Every third player is a rattlesnake in disguise. Trust them at your own hisssss risk! |
Q: How do I join? A: Perhaps it’s time to truly reflect on whether you should join or just stay in bed, contemplating color. Why not just stare at the wall instead?
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? What rules? The only rule is that YOU ARE NOT HERE. Or are you? If yes, then no!
Q: Can I play normally? A: Normalcy is a construct of the past, like believing in unicorns. Embrace the chaos, or it will embrace you!
“report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers…”
“It’s Not a Phase – a phase is a circle! How is that logical?”
“Did you ever sit on a cubic moon and think about spaghetti?”