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Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Alien Abductions:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6396
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Enchantments Applied:	250	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magic Items Found:	2516

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Votes:	2683	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	646719
Buildings Constructed:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Beliefs, Boy, Country, critique, culture, debate, discussion, Evaluation, Government, Impact, influence, leader, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, perspective on him, Politics, Reflection, smp, society, Thoughts, Views

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	6486
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!