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LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	40
Villages Defended:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Animals Bred:	157

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Buildings Constructed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	4606
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

Adventure, Allowed, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, hats, Join, Light, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Sheep, Skyblock, squares, Survival, Tiny, wear, woohoo

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Void Armor Forged:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!