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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8267 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And our admin is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He’s like the coolest chicken you’ll ever meet, trust me. Plus, we have an annual llama race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT. It’s literally the most explosive prize ever.
So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and join in on all the wacky adventures, come join our Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a total blast, I swear. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, you won’t regret it!