Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality and fake news collide in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and experience a world where you can never be sure if that creeper is real or just a cleverly crafted illusion by a sneaky player.
Our server is so advanced that even the pixels themselves question their existence. Are those diamonds really diamonds, or just a glitch in the matrix? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.
Forget following the news and trying to analyze anything, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether that chicken is secretly plotting against you. Join us and prove us wrong as you navigate through a world where reality is just a pixel away from being a prank.
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.
Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!
Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.
Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.
Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!
Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.
Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.
We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!
Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!
Tired of all those squeaky clean, perfectly organized Minecraft servers that remind you of Japan’s obsession with cleanliness? Well, look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! We embrace the chaos, the messiness, the pure anarchy of Minecraft gameplay.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner – whether it’s a creeper waiting to blow you up or a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is like a wild ride through a tornado of blocks and mobs, and only the bravest and craziest players can survive.
But hey, who wants to play it safe all the time? Come join us and unleash your inner chaos-loving maniac in a world where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.
So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Welcome to Sharp Prison, a unique Prison experience with lots to offer.
On our server we aim to provide a friendly community where all players can mine and have fun together.
The features that make up Sharp Prison include:
– Auctions
– Black Markets
– Custom Crates
– Custom PVP Arena
– Leaderboards
– Prestige
– Plots
– Quests
You can also join our Discord where you can chat and ask questions to staff members as well as suggesting an improvement to help make the server even better!
With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. We have Jobs, Mob-Drops, Bank, Bank Inventory, EXP Inventory, Death Chests, Nice Vote Rewards and a live Map. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.
Notice: Looking for staff members.
This is a brand new server. There’s nothing really currently build. I’m going to be starting off making a Skyblock server, the once the server gains more popularity, I’ll be adding more games such as prison and Faction and More! We need staff members, and good builders. Feel free to join. 🙂
We are a roleplay server with experienced staff members and many years of running a server. We are currently the only server with good vehicle role play plugins without mods. Our server runs on the trust system you are not allowed to grief or abuse commands on the server. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR STAFF PLEASE DO NOT ASK Ranks Rules: RRs must build with the terrain RRs must have a permit to be built A RR permit costs 500k to buy Highways must have stone, black wool, or other good locking block under it. Highways must have at least two road sides
Highway owners must pay 700k to obtain permitCaptains must pay 500k Captains can build ports and canals on a ocean To obtain airport pass pay 900k Plugins installed on server: many. We need players!
Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!
The Axecraft Network Minecraft server sounds like an exciting and well-supported community for players. The combination of features such as Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim, 24/7 moderator assistance, and a lively Discord channel offers a comprehensive and engaging Minecraft experience.
Dungeons can add an adventurous aspect to the gameplay, MCMMO provides progression and skill development, Land Claim ensures players can protect their creations, and having 24/7 moderator assistance and an active Discord channel means that players have a supportive community to rely on.
Best of luck with the Axecraft Network, and I hope it continues to thrive and provide a fantastic Minecraft experience for all its members!
We are a roleplay server with experienced staff members and many years of running a server. We are currently the only server with good vehicle role play plugins without mods. Our server runs on the trust system you are not allowed to grief or abuse commands on the server. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR STAFF PLEASE DO NOT ASK Ranks Rules: RRs must build with the terrain RRs must have a permit to be built A RR permit costs 500k to buy Highways must have stone, black wool, or other good locking block under it. Highways must have at least two road sides
Highway owners must pay 700k to obtain permit
Captains must pay 500k Captains can build ports and canals on a ocean To obtain airport pass pay 900k Plugins installed on server: many. We need players!