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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2577 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2773 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 322 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?