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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5869 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 599359 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!