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RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

Adulthood, adulting, Adventure, blocky, facing reality, facing the truth, growing up, hard truths, harsh reality, harsh truths, learning the hard way, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life’s lessons, Lifes, reality bites, reality check, RealityCraft, tough lessons, wisdom gained

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	5792
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8356
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8621
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6209
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3785

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Emeralds Found:	866	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchantments Applied:	157
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Items Found:	6125	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!