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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6939 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 63 |
so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.
once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.
so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.
