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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8862
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	8662	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Animals Bred:	183	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Farms Harvested:	745

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2551	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8901
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Towns Built:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Animals Bred:	86	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	5874	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	195161	Magic Items Found:	1657
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

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Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

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Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys