We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.
Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
we got rocks that are so old, they make ur grandma look like a spring chicken! and get this, they were damaged by scientists! like, what were they even doing? probably trying to make a potion that turns u into a chicken or something.
the inuit group had to close off access to these rocks cuz they were too powerful for mere mortals to handle. but guess what? we got access to them on our server! u can mine these ancient rocks and harness their power for urself.
so what r u waiting for? join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers or something. no promises tho.
| Welcome to EarthVision Season 4! |
| Launch Date: February 8th, 2023 |
EarthVision is a 7-year-old Minecraft community with a one-of-a-kind Earth map and custom-developed Towny system. Our server offers unique features and a passionate community of players.
Address: play.earthvision.eu
Discord: https://discord.gg/8DMzbUVk7S
| Q: When is the server launching? | A: The server will launch on February 8th, 2023. |
| Q: What features does EarthVision offer? | A: EarthVision has a one-of-a-kind Earth map at a 1:500 scale with vanilla structures, as well as a custom Towny system with advanced plot management and a better permission system for creating custom town roles. |
We got former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya bringing the heat with their mad skills.
And don’t even get me started on the related peeps like Ebosi and Amano Pikamee Archive – they’re straight fire, yo! So come on down and let’s get this party started, because this server is gonna blow your mind, bro! #MinecraftMadness #PolePositionEdition999 #CrayCrayServer
We have a diverse group of players from all over the world, including India and beyond. And let me tell you, the drama is real! One time, a player started making stereotypical jokes about Indians, but our hero from India wasn’t having it. They clapped back with a savage comeback that left everyone speechless. It was like a Minecraft version of a Bollywood movie!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up to stereotypes and dish out some epic burns, this is the place for you. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a meme-worthy moment that will go down in Minecraft history. See you in the game!
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring different religions without the commitment. Just like this OP’s ex, you can impress your crush by showing off your religious knowledge in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true calling in the world of Minecraft!
Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent your virtual blocks. Join us now and let the religious chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing we worship is the almighty diamond sword.
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness
But don’t worry, there’s more to our server than just drama llamas. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them and make it out alive, the treasures inside will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Enderdragon…who also happens to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and earn the title of “Dragon Slayer” and a kazoo of your own to serenade your enemies with.
So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits. Just remember, Larry is always watching…and he knows all your dirty little secrets.
Join our server for the most lit Minecraft experience ever! We have, like, secret libraries filled with all the copyrighted books you could ever imagine. Want to read Harry Potter while mining diamonds? Done. Want to learn about quantum physics while building a castle? We got you covered.
Plus, our AI models are, like, super smart now because of all the books we downloaded. So, like, expect some next level challenges and quests that will blow your mind. And, like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that accidentally downloaded 81.7 TB of books? It’s, like, legendary status, dude.
So, come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next!
join us and unleash your inner bad boy (or girl) with our edgy and rebellious community. who needs boring old nice traits when you can be mysterious and alluring with a touch of danger?
we promise you’ll be the talk of the server with your dark triad vibes. forget about being a goody two shoes, come join us and be the baddest of them all!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your dark triad side! who knows, you might just find your dark triad soulmate in the process. 😉🔥💀
