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Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	139
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? We encourage it!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Dystopian Britbong Kino SMP – More Like This?

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!

React Slop Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	100	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Nepotism In Naruto Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	9388

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be as legendary as Naruto Uzumaki! We can’t promise you’ll be a ninja, but we can promise you’ll have a great time. Why join? Well, for starters, you’ll be the reincarnation of the first Hokage. That’s right, you’ll have the power of wood release at your fingertips. And don’t worry, the third Hokage will be watching over you, making sure you don’t get into too much trouble.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.

Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!

Jackburg Minecraft server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	78	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Votes:	788	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The owner of the Jackburg server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Switch Earphones Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3913
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of bulky headsets cramping your style while gaming on your portable console? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and experience the joy of playing with small wired earphones that won’t break the bank (only 30 ~ 40 dollars maximum)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your monitor will be jealous. With our insane audio output capabilities, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action. Don’t let your gaming experience suffer any longer – join us now and level up your audio game!

> Licks (you) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans! We have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama as a sacrifice. Our main currency is not diamonds, but rather chicken nuggets. And if you dare to lick someone, you must challenge them to a dance-off to assert dominance. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Atheists? When you think this will get up to 100%? Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	100
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of hiding your true atheist self in the shadows of other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we welcome all our atheist friends to come out of the closet and embrace their lack of belief in a higher power!

Join us for epic battles against imaginary foes and build your own atheist paradise where logic and reason reign supreme. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of critical thinking on your side?

So come on, join us and let your atheist flag fly high! Let’s show those creepers and zombies that we don’t need a god to survive in this blocky world.

Early Riser Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3043	Crops Grown:	5607
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey there, fellow early birds! Are you tired of waking up before the crack of dawn with no purpose? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must be awake and playing before 7am!

Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.

So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?

EggCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of building machines in Factorio and want to explore new frontiers of blocky creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through space and beyond with games like Avorion, Besiege, and even CHODE – Children of a Dead Earth (yes, that’s a real game, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.