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Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Votes:	4520
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Buildings Constructed:	44
Ores Mined:	7250	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

SucceedCraft2021

Accomplishments.., achievement, Alumni, aspirations, career, determination, Future, goals, hard work, high school, inspiration, life after graduation, most likely to succeed, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, reunion, STUDENT, SucceedCraft2021, success

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Remember that student voted “Most Likely To Succeed” in high school? Well, they ended up creating the most epic Minecraft server known to mankind! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, exploding sheep, and secret dungeons filled with cake (yes, cake!). Who needs real life success when you can dominate in the virtual world? Join now and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft!

MetalCraft: Lead Gen

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	8965
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND! THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT MAKES THE GENERATION THAT INVENTED HEAVY METAL LOOK LIKE THEY HAD LEAD IN THEIR SYSTEMS!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!

SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?

JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1399	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to witness a battle between virtual YouTubers to determine who has the weirdest laugh in the land. Will it be the cackling cat girl or the giggling robot? Only time will tell! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So hop on board and prepare for a laugh riot like never before!

KimCraft Server: 80s Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Towns Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	933768

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Kim Basinger in the 80s reigns supreme, where every block is infused with her iconic style and glamour.

Join our server and build your own 80s-inspired creations, from neon skyscrapers to giant boomboxes blasting out hits from the era. But be warned, Kim Basinger herself may make an appearance, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a dance competition.

And if you’re lucky, you may stumble upon the secret underground bunker where Kim Basinger keeps all her 80s memorabilia, from leg warmers to Rubik’s cubes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a totally tubular time!

Dad’s Wedding Fund Minecraft Server

career focus, Communication Issues, Dads, family expectations, family legacy, family pressure, father-son relationship, financial burden, financial responsibility, fund, generational differences, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, personal choices, personal goals, Self Discovery, Server, social life, societal norms, traditional values, travel dreams, Wedding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	195
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of family pressure to settle down and start a family? Do you want to escape the constant nagging about finding a partner and having kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about family expectations or societal norms. Instead of dealing with real-life drama, you can focus on creating epic structures, exploring new lands, and hanging out with your online friends. Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server! Who needs a partner when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

DadCraftNoInLaws

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	60	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of wanting to just chill at home on Father’s Day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family obligations and awkward cookouts.

Join us for a virtual Father’s Day celebration where you can hang out with your Minecraft kids and build epic structures together. No need to worry about in-laws or awkward family dynamics – just pure gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us now and let the chaos begin!

GossipCraft Minecraft Server

Character, Communication, Conversation, discretion, Ethics, Friends, friendship, gossip, GossipCraft, judgment, loyalty, Minecraft, opinion, peer influence, personal boundaries, random strangers, relationships, Respect, Rumors, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	218	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual gossip paradise where you can spill all the tea on random strangers without any consequences. Join us and let’s stir up some drama together! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through gossip. So if you want to chat with a spectral shade while dishing out the latest rumors, this is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t find a more scandalous and entertaining server out there!

BlockyHeartacheBounceBack

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of crying into your diamond armor every night because your Minecraft girlfriend left you for a zombie pigman? Well, fear not, because our server is here to help you bounce back from that breakup faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our community is full of players who have been through it all – from getting griefed by their own pet wolves to accidentally blowing up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block.

So why wait? Join our server today and let us help you heal your broken heart with the power of friendship, laughter, and maybe a few well-timed explosions. Who knows, you might even find love again in the most unexpected places (like a village full of villagers who are oddly good at matchmaking). Don’t let that breakup get you down – come join us and let’s make some memories together!

RihCraft: Russian Mayhem

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	8808	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	1138

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russia strikes Kryvyi Rih and causes chaos? Yeah, it’s wild! But don’t worry, in this server, you can join forces with the survivors and rebuild the city from scratch. Plus, there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you can summon a giant chicken to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this post-apocalyptic world together!

ConfidentlyIncorrectCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then u gotta join our server, cuz we got all the craziness u need!

imagine this: u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, with a diamond helmet on its head. yea, that’s the kind of stuff u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music all day long. it’s like a party that never ends!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yea, it’s totally safe, don’t worry.

so if u want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations), then come on down to our server. we promise u won’t be disappointed!