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AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2175
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5273	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Mines Excavated:	3627	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2117	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	8031	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mines Excavated:	2409
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	136429
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Votes:	9762

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Emeralds Found:	4006
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Animals Bred:	145	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5911
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!