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SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9061	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	8400	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8828	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	1366	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Cores, Crushing, dreams, Minigames

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6790
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	playctc.us
Description	A minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CTC?

CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

How do I play CTC?

To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

Is there a map reset in CTC?

Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.

Mine Down Under VS Hypixel

Australian, Chestshop, Community, crossplay, Currency, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefprevention, market, Npcs, Plugins, PvE, quality of life, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Teleport, Wilderness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Hypixel VS Mine Down Under

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Regular updates and events	Can feel impersonal due to size

Mine Down Under

Pros	Cons
Australian server with friendly community	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla experience	Limited minigames compared to Hypixel
Plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or minigames

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mine Down Under.

Q: Can I play on Mine Down Under with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, Mine Down Under has crossplay compatibility with both Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Are there regular updates on Mine Down Under?

A: Updates vary but the server owner is active and adding new features.

Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ores Mined:	5772
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Hopcraft: Where Cel hops into your heart and builds your dreams! LOL

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you ready to hop into a world of pure awesomeness? Our Minecraft server is like no other, with magical bunnies that will literally hop into your heart and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride giant bunnies into battle, build castles made entirely out of carrots, and compete in bunny racing tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bunny slippers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunny disco where you can dance the night away with your fluffy friends. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Cel – Hops into your heart edition and let the bunny madness begin!

Play CTC

base, capture the center, Competition, core crusher, crush the core, custom abilities, Custom Map, Diamond, diamond pickaxe, Gaming, Kit, Minecraft, Minigame, multiplayer, obsidian, Play CTC, PvP, Reset, Server, TEAM

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	967
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Please join my server it’s a really cool minigame i’ve been working on for like 5 years I just want someone to play with.

CTC is a minigame (crush the core) in which you select a kit with custom abilities.Then, you capture the center and gain the “core crusher” which is a diamond pickaxe.Finally, you must destroy the other teams obsidian which is at their base to win.

Then the map resets and you do it all again.

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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

Crafty Capybaras – Brazilian vibes and blocky fun! 🇧🇷🎮

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing the Macarena! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret underground society where they worship a giant potato named Spudrick.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for a hilariously chaotic journey that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Melon Cloud VS Hypixel

#NewbieFriendly, communityspirit, creativecommunity, customcommands, Customtextures, Economy, fairfun, freshgameplay, funforall, GamingFamily, homeyvibes, MCMMO, melonmania, minecraftveteran, monthlytextures, noptw, PvP, SkyHighFun, skysoaring, socialminecraft, Survival, texturetwist, virtualairtime, virtualsociety

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Server	Hypixel	Melon Cloud
Pros	– Huge variety of minigames and game modes- Active player community- Regular updates and events	– No pay to win system- Monthly custom textures- /fly command for all players- Friendly community atmosphere
Cons	– Pay to win elements in some game modes- Can be overwhelming for new players- Large server population can lead to lag	– Limited number of game modes- Smaller player base compared to Hypixel- Less frequent updates and events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any pay to win system in place?	Hypixel: Some game modes may have pay to win elements.Melon Cloud: No, everyone has a fair shot at fun.
Are there any unique features on the server?	Hypixel: Offers a huge variety of minigames and game modes.Melon Cloud: Provides monthly custom textures and /fly command for all players.
How is the player community on each server?	Hypixel: Active player community, but can be overwhelming for new players.Melon Cloud: Friendly community atmosphere where players aim to make everyone feel at home.
Are there regular updates and events on the servers?	Hypixel: Regular updates and events.Melon Cloud: Less frequent updates and events compared to Hypixel.