Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!
But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.
And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!
So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!
Join us and meet players from all walks of life, like our resident nurse who only works two 12-hour shifts a week because he’s too busy mastering the art of potion-making in Minecraft. Who needs a full-time job when you can have a full-time adventure in our virtual world?
Don’t worry about paying bills or dealing with debt on our server – the only currency you need is diamonds and emeralds! And if anyone tells you that “real adults work full-time jobs”, just remind them that in Minecraft, the only job you need is having fun!
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a PhD when you can have a PHD in Minecraft? Let’s craft and laugh together!
Hi we are a dutch minecraft server with a lot of fun things like the real world on a scale of 1:1500 and everyone is welcome
Below is a small list of what we have Nice Crates Free Ranks A good shop Leuke events Boosters A beautiful website And much more so be sure to join
45.128.157.4:25645
Tired of endless wipes, don’t have time to rebuild normally? Then the HistoryCube server is probably right for you! HistoryCube is an RP-political server with firearms, transport, banks, shops and a unique economic system. Here you will find an unforgettable real world 1 block = 1000 km and a convenient 3D map for viewing the world, as well as convenient social networks, a colossal host for 999 people and much, much more. You build your own history! Our discord: https://discord.gg/KyFv4b7cvW
135.181.126.163:25663
join this server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions as you build, mine, and battle your way through the craziest adventures ever. one time, a player cried actual tears of joy when they found a rare diamond in a cave. true story, bro.
if you wanna feel alive and have your brain do a happy dance, then this server is the place to be. plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and will have your back no matter what.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready to have your mind blown (in a good way). let’s make some epic memories together, dude.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. No more stressing over worthless shitcoins or constantly checking prices – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches that will make you feel like you’ve just 10x your money. So why waste your time on the crypto rollercoaster when you can ride a virtual bike, go swimming in pixelated waters, or focus on building your dream world in Minecraft?
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos of the crypto world and join our server for a dose of laughter, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more rewarding than staring at those boring charts all day.
1. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Who needs bacon when you can have bling?
2. Our villagers are all trained in interpretive dance. Need to trade for some emeralds? Just bust a move and they’ll hook you up.
3. The oceans are filled with mermaids who will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that underwater concert?
4. Our Nether realm is actually a giant disco party, complete with lava lamps and funky beats. It’s lit, literally.
5. And last but not least, our fake country of Brazil is ruled by a talking pineapple named Sir Pineapple III. He’s a benevolent dictator who ensures that all players are well-fed with virtual pizza and soda.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Minecraft with a side of insanity?
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!
Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!
So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!
Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!
Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Reviewed and approved | by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List! |
| State of the art hardware | on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide! |
| Integrated Discord server | Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server. |
| Java-Bedrock Crossplay | Enjoy crossplay from any device! |
| Recurring events | Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. |
| Game modes and places to explore | Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes. |
| Protection options | Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options. |
| Economy | Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs. |
| Public farms and resource worlds | Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds. |
| Best online community | Members from all walks of life. |
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.
If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| All players must be 18+ | Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed. |
| No Griefing | Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited. |
| No Client Mods/Exploits | Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed. |
| No Advertising/Spam | No advertising or spamming in chat. |
| Common Sense/Maturity | Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech. |
Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!
We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!
Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?
Forget regretting your addiction to Netflix or caffeine, because on our server, you’ll be too busy regretting not joining sooner! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start regretting all the time you wasted on other addictions!
Turnabout is a server that focuses on providing a great Minecraft experience and building a strong community. Join us for redstone and building based fun!
| Inclusivity |
| Events |
| One Player Sleep |
| Shopping and Minigames District |
| Active Playerbase |
| Friendly community and helpful mods |
| Mob and Player Heads |
| Custom Music Disc |
| Mayoral Elections |
| Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins |
| 24/7 Uptime |
Turnabout is a whitelisted server with an age minimum of 16 years old. Join us on Discord for more information: Turnabout SMP Discord
Join our Discord server and fill out a whitelist application to gain access to our server.
We require players to be at least 16 years old to join Turnabout SMP.
Yes, we have regular events such as building competitions and treasure hunts for our players to enjoy.
No, we have anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize and become the ultimate Minecraft master?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself occasionally logs on to challenge players to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the infamous ghostly griefer and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!