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Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

Breakup, coping, depression, Despair, DUMPED, emotional pain, expensive gifts, Grief, heart attack, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, overdose, PILLS, relationship, seeking help, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your Minecraft girlfriend, only to have her dump you for someone with better enchantments? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again because all the players are just blocks! No more spending millions on virtual gifts, just spend your time building epic structures and battling mobs with your new blocky buddies.

Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!

D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, plain doll edition, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Enchantments Applied:	119
New Chunks Explored:	333038	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mind Control Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, control, Ethics, influence, Legal, Manipulation, manipulation abilities, manipulation boundaries, manipulation consequences, manipulation effects, manipulation guidelines, manipulation laws, manipulation powers, manipulation regulations, manipulation restrictions, Mind, mind manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Powers, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9070
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.

So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!

Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

coding community, cyberbullying, developer community, digital harassment, digital reputation, internet culture, Minecraft, online accountability, online behavior, online criticism, online shaming, post, professional conduct, programmer, Programmers, programming ethics, shameful, Shaming, smp, social media, Software Development, software engineers, tech industry, technology sector

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	163
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of being shamed for your coding skills? Do you want a place where your redstone contraptions are celebrated, not ridiculed? Join our Minecraft SMP where programmers rule the land! We have secret coding challenges hidden throughout the world, where only the most elite programmers can uncover the treasures within. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a coding duel! Don’t miss out on the most epic programmer-friendly SMP out there!

Crafty VTube Minecraft Server

#VNDB, Anime, Character development, collaboration, Crafty, creativity, Digital Media, fan culture, Gaming Community, Interactive Fiction, Minecraft, online entertainment, Server, storytelling, streaming, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, visual novels, voice acting, vtube, vtuber visual novels, Vtubers, vtvn

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	4508
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can find rare diamonds just by punching a tree. And not just any diamonds, but diamonds that sparkle like the eyes of a thousand kittens. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant virtual YouTuber who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. So come join us and experience the thrill of mining, building, and laughing your way to victory! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden visual novel based on your favorite vtuber while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

A, ACO, alcohol, bodysnatcher, Born, Chad, clubbing, co, Drugs, genetics, jocks, Legend of Korra r34, Minecraft, Miracle, Mongolian Stopmotion Forums, nhentai, partygoers, Piloting, Rugby, smp, square jaw, Stars, VIRGINITY, working out

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

Deviate

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Faction, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Ranking, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Soup, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	398562
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.

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Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3323
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you can create your own short-haired girl with green eyes and watch her get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans!

Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor as wild as a creeper explosion!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

TowerPixel

Adventure, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to TowerPixel – Where Adventure and Creativity Unite!

TowerPixel is a thriving Minecraft community offering a wide range of exciting game modes for all types of players. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor, a master builder, or a fierce competitor, TowerPixel has something special for you.

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