On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.
Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!
Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family dynamics, just like Jamie found solace with OP. We promise not to compare you to a quieter, neater sibling or scold you for getting messy. Instead, we encourage you to run around, get dirty, and make all the noise and messes you want!
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you’ll find the support and love that OP showed Jamie. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough, not the bratty little shit that OP’s family made Jamie out to be. See you in the game!
Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!
watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!
but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
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| Age Requirement | 16+ |
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You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!
Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join by applying through our Discord server. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above. |
| What type of players are welcome on the server? | All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders. |
| Are there any custom features on the server? | Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges. |
| Is there a World Map available for the server? | Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link. |
We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!
Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.
But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.