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Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Votes:	1156	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Access, anticipation, Crafty, Demand, desire, entrance, entry, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, in, Let, lolz, long trail tags, me, Permission, PLEA, Request, Server, tags, Urgency, welcome

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	170

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Potions Brewed:	81
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	6613	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	261	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ores Mined:	702	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.