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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4392 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!