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Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8490	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	1342
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Star Shards Collected:	163	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

CraftyBlockzUSA

American atmosphere, American attitudes, american culture, American emotions, American mindset, American mood, American opinions, American outlook, American perspective, American politics, American sentiments, American society, American vibe, American viewpoints, CraftyBlockzUSA, current events, general feel, people, united states, Usa

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ores Mined:	7731	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!

Angelicraft: Where Chaos Meets Angels and Lets Them Fight It Out!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	8460	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Minecraft Factions Server Overview

Server Version	1.16.2
Compatible Versions	1.8+
Economy	Semi-anarchy, player-driven with a Token Shop
Progression	Hard and complex

FAQ

1. Can players with version 1.8+ join the server?

Yes, the server is compatible with versions 1.8 and above.

2. What type of economy does the server have?

The server has a semi-anarchy economy that is dependent on player interactions, with the exception of the Token Shop.

3. How can players progress on the server?

Progression on the server will be challenging and complex, requiring strategic gameplay.

4. Is the server open to feedback from the community?

Yes, the server will listen to the community’s opinions and needs, and make changes accordingly.

5. Are there any opportunities to become a staff member?

Yes, the server is currently looking for staff members. Interested individuals can reach out on Discord or in-game.

6. Do players need a premium Minecraft account to join?

No, the server is cracked, meaning players do not need a premium Minecraft account.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the following IP address: its-relation.gl.joinmc.link

8. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.com/invite/76RPsPRnkS

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so stunningly attractive that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist swooning! Our players are so gorgeous, they make the villagers blush and the creepers explode out of sheer awe.

Join us for a chance to mingle with the most beautiful beings in the Minecraft universe, and who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate among our glamorous community. Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by such eye-catching avatars, because let’s be real, who needs diamonds when you have players this dazzling? So come on in and prepare to be amazed by the sheer beauty of our server – just make sure to wear your best enchanted armor, because you might just faint from all the fabulousness!

SpanglishCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Edición Paco is here to spice things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or how about taming a pack of explosive chickens to defend your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Paco, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted llama saddle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s known to drop some killer beats (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join Edición Paco today and experience Minecraft like never before!

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!