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Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	182
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ores Mined:	1668	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	135
Secret Passages Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	276	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Votes:	2757
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

aew, aew dynamite, aew dynamite return to glory, aew fans excitement., anticipation, boom, Broadcast, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, former glory, long tail tags: aew dynamite ratings, Minecraft, professional wrestling, professional wrestling entertainment, Ratings, RETURN, smp, sports, television, Time, wrestling, wrestling ratings.

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Votes:	4149
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

adhd, ADHD awareness, ADHD diagnosis, ADHD diagnosis rate, ADHD medication, ADHD medication access, ADHD medication availability, ADHD medication barriers, ADHD medication challenges, ADHD medication difficulties, ADHD medication issues, ADHD medication shortage, ADHD prevalence, ADHD statistics, ADHD treatment, adult adhd, adulting, Craft, diagnosis in adulthood, Fun, mental health, Mining, prescription medication, stimulant medication

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

action, Adventure, Echoes, Echoes of Wisdom, FANTASY, forum, Game, legend of zelda, long tail tag, Minecraft, Nintendo, right now, role playing, Server, Tag, Thread, threat, tri-rod, Urgency, video game, whack, wisdom, Zelda, Zeldas

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Buildings Constructed:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

american football, boxing, classification system, Football (Interest), football basics, football classification, football rules, how to get into american football, learning american football, Minecraft, MMA, rules, smp, sports, sports basics, sports classification, sports interest, sports learning, sports rules, sports understanding, touchdown, understanding american football

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Void Armor Forged:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!