real shower – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server
CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet
Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

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New Server IP
The Emerald SMP
Crates, Discord, EmeraldSMP, Experience, Join, Minecraft, PvE, Ranks, rules, smp, Survival
Welcome to the EmeraldSMP, this is a server with survival and crates and ranks and much more, please follow our rules and join the discord, if you join you will have the best minecraft SMP experience in your life, so please join, hope I see you there!
emeraldsmp.apexmc.co

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New Server IP
HavocCraft Minecraft Server
divine punishment, entry into heaven, HavocCraft, Heaven, Hell, Incels, judgment, Marriage, mfw, Minecraft, moral standards., morality, premarital sex, purity, relationships, religious beliefs, religious views, salvation, Server, sex havers, sexual activity, Sin, Sinners
Are you tired of being judged for your lack of sex-having skills? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all the incels are automatically granted entry into heaven because we didn’t sin like those filthy sex-havers! Build your own paradise where the only sin is not having enough diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore in the game can only be found by those who have never touched a boob. So what are you waiting for? Join now and secure your spot in Minecraft heaven!

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New Server IP
502kCraft Minecraft Server
502k, 502kCraft, accomplishment, achievement, celebration, emotions, encouragement, EXCITEMENT, feelings, growth, Happiness, inspiration, milestone, Minecraft, motivation, progress, proud moment, reaching goals, reaching targets, reaction, Server, success, Surprise
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in a lush Minecraft world when suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears before you. It speaks in a posh British accent and asks, “So how did it feel when you saw 502k?” Confused but intrigued, you follow the chicken to a hidden portal that transports you to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen.
On this server, you’ll find floating islands made entirely of cake, rainbow-colored sheep that can fly, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. But the real reason you should join this server? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret vault filled with endless riches and rare items. And rumor has it, only those who have seen 502k can unlock its secrets.
So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you on the other side of 502k!

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New Server IP
FarmCraft Minecraft Server
accident, agricultural industry, crushed legs, Exploitation, farm labourer, FarmCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indian, italy, labor rights, Machine, migrant rights, migrant worker, migrant worker rights, Minecraft, negligence, Server, severed arm, Tragedy, tragic incident, workplace safety
so like, on this server, we got this dude who was just minding his own business on his farm, ya know? but then this crazy accident happened and his arm got chopped off and his legs got crushed by a machine! like, what even?! but get this, instead of helping him, they just left him to die on the road in Italy! like, talk about a wild ride, amirite? join our server for some insane stories and adventures that will make you go “whaaaaat?!” it’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans await you!

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New Server IP
SisterSlayinMC
civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, gaza, gaza conflict, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Hamas leader’s family, Hamas militant group, Hamas spokesperson, international relations, Israeli military, Israeli strike, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, military operation, Palestinian, Political unrest, SisterSlayinMC, Terrorism, violence
yo man, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the action is as wild as hamas chief’s sister getting taken out by an israeli strike. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or u’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by evil skeletons. plus, our community is tighter than hamas’ grip on gaza, so u’ll always have someone to watch ur back. come join us and let’s make some memories that are more explosive than a missile hitting its target!

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New Server IP
LOLcrafters Anonymous
ANONYMOUS, Communication, communication styles, Conversation, digital age, digital communication, humor, Language, language evolution, Laughter, lol, LOLcrafters, millennial behavior, nervous laughter, online behavior, Slang, social cues, Social Interaction, social media, Texting, texting etiquette, texting habits
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!
AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

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New Server IP
PixelatedFaceFam
cognitive ability, communication skills, emotional intelligence, Empathy, extraverted, extroverted, face blindness, facial recognition, gregarious, interpersonal relationships, introverted, Memory, personality type, PixelatedFaceFam, relationships, sociable, social awareness, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can show off ur mad facial recognition skills? well, u found the right place, my dude! on this server, we don’t care if u can build a sick castle or mine diamonds like a pro. all we care about is how well u can recognise faces.
imagine walking around spawn and being able to name every single player just by looking at their pixelated faces. u’ll be the talk of the server, the face recognition king! people will flock to u, wanting to be ur friend just so u can remember their face.
but wait, there’s more! not only will u be the face recognition champ, but u’ll also have the most supportive relationships on the server. who needs diamonds when u have friends who will always have ur back?
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where facial recognition is the key to success. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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New Server IP
Enceladus NO
beauties, creativity, Economy, Farming, hysterical, Land Claim, Medieval, Mystery, Palace, Plugins, premier Spawn builds, PvP, Shop, snail lords, Space, Survival, Talents, Thriller, Unique, Version 1.20+
Here you will find a thrilling survival gameplay experience with a friendly economy tuned for fairness in our server. We are grindy/farming based and simply land claim survival. Our brand theme is a hysterical space-medieval with mystery. Use /warp shop to work your way up the economy leaderboard or thrash the PvP monuments with your friends. It is what you make of it here and you can find other various unique beauties in our palace. The snail lords are coming – bring your talents alive and find what’s notable about your creativity! We are simplistic and boast a number of plugin enhancements. We’re version 1.20 with premier Spawn builds.
enceladus.apexmc.co

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New Server IP
Flare SMP
bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, custom content, Discord, Events, Flare SMP, Gaming, java, Java Bedrock compatibility, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pets, PvE, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Whitelist
The Flare Community is looking for more relaxed and mature players! Enjoy semi-vanilla enhanced with custom content, like pets, cosmetics, events and many other things. While we do offer cross-play functionality, it is an inferior experience and only considered a due to incompatibilities between Java and Bedrock, resource wise.
Check out our discord to get started or learn more about us! We’re waiting for you!
play.flarecommunity.online

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New Server IP
ChaosCraft SMP
Adventure, ChaosCraft SMP, Community, Discord, enemies, Faction, Factions, Friends, Guns, Lord, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, SAVIOR, smp, Survival, Vampire, Vampirism, werewolf
Hey welcome to ChaosCraft SMP ChaosCraft is a place of wonder and mystery have fun enjoy the adventure of making friends having fun and so much more you can make enemies you can make friends it depends on what you do come join us and have the time of your life where we all make friends enemies wherever we go you can make your own faction join others become vampire werewolf even shoot your enemies away with all the guns you can craft you can make armies you can be an evil Lord you can be the savior you can be the loved you could be the hated it’s just all for fun keep in mind you are always welcome unless you break the most important rules join our discord click here to join the discord
chaoscraft-smp.apexmc.co

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