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BlockyBedroomBoom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, your sexual experience will go from 0 to “100” real quick!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter sexy villagers, seductive creepers, and scandalous skeletons. Build your own love shack and engage in steamy roleplay with other players.

But beware, things can get hot and heavy quickly on our server. One minute you’re mining for resources, the next you’re in a passionate embrace with a zombie pigman.

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InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts

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Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have diamonds for days, and our villagers are so rich they wipe their butts with emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who spit on anyone who dares to grief. And our admin? Let’s just say he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky chaos. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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CraftyNet Disconnected – What Now?

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If the internet disappeared for a month, you’d be lost without your daily dose of cat videos and memes, right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and virtual shenanigans that will make you forget all about the real world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to control time itself. Imagine all the possibilities – you could go back in time and prevent yourself from ever building that ugly dirt hut, or fast forward to the future where you’re the ruler of a majestic castle made entirely out of obsidian.

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New Server IP
PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make deals with putin to end wars in ukraine!! trump says he’s confident putin will keep his word if you join our server and build the biggest, most beautiful minecraft creations ever seen!! trust us, putin will be so impressed he’ll give you a personal tour of the kremlin in moscow!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to bring peace to the world through minecraft!! #peace #putin #trump #minecraftgoals

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CraftyCanuckGovNoState

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ GOOGLE BE REMOVIN’ ‘STATE’ FROM CANADIAN BUILDINGS BUT MICROSOFT BE LIKE NOPE! COME JOIN US WHERE WE BUILD STATE-OF-THE-ART CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE POLITICIANS! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS HERE AND HE’S LOOKIN’ FOR A NEW MINION! DON’T MISS OUT, COME BUILD AND BATTLE WITH US TODAY!

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BlockyBedroomBoom

InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts

CraftyNet Disconnected – What Now?

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCanuckGovNoState