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MartianKidneyShrinkageCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Towns Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5679	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

lol so like, u know how humans wanna go to mars n stuff? well turns out, the astronauts’ kidneys are shrinking up there! like wut? so now they need to find a new planet to explore, and that’s where our minecraft server comes in! come join us on our out-of-this-world adventure where the only thing shrinking is the blocks you mine! plus, we have space cows that drop space milk, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a part of the kidney-shrinking fun on our server!

RunAwayFromTheLight

apprehension, apprehensive, Caution, danger, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, Escape, fear, FLEEING, fleeing the light, foreboding, light at the end of the tunnel, Mysterious, OMINOUS, Panic, RunAwayFromTheLight, running away, Survival, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	178	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Enchantments Applied:	80	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build and stuff? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our diamonds sparkle like rainbows and give u superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long! and the best part? the music is all remixes of the minecraft soundtrack!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it…probably.

BrainPongCraft

athletic performance, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain structure, BrainPongCraft, cognitive benefits, distinct patterns, hand-eye coordination, mental acuity, motor skills, neurological effects, neuroscience, ping pong, Players, researchers, sports, structural changes, study, table tennis, white matter integrity

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PING PONG PLAYERS WITH SUPER BRAIN POWERS. THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES FLAT AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH BRAIN STRUCTURE AND FUNCTION LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. COME HANG OUT WITH US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS WHILE YOUR BRAIN GROWS BIGGER AND STRONGER. YOLO, AMIRITE?

MineMDQ

argentina, Backpacks, Dungeon, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, MineMDQ, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1800	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

First Argentine FULL Server in Spanish – 1.20.1 —–Full survival! —— Multiverse-Dungeon-Skills-Backpacks-And Much More!

minemdq.servegame.com

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Gaming, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sfw6.vanillaboxmc.ru

HonkaiCraft Server #975 – Minecraft Server

abyss, CN supply, Crusade of Chasing Shadows, Event, Everlasting Luminance, hig, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd discussion, Honkai Impact 3rd Elf Skill Upgrades, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, Lantern Tsavorae, Lone Destruction, MA cycles, Minecraft, New Moon Luna, Server, Shadowchaser Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, v7.5

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the world of Honkai Impact 3rd in Minecraft! Need tips and tricks? We’ve got you covered with our extensive newbie guides and resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the Shattered Swords VN creators are raving about it. And have you seen our latest v7.5 Crusade of Chasing Shadows Trailer? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary Lone Destruction: Shadowchaser in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

LaughCraft F1 – Williams Edition Minecraft Server

#Magnussen, 2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Alpine 100 Race Plan, Audi, Countdown to the Red Bull Home Race, Edition, Essentials, f1, F1 SPRINT, F1 SPRINT QUALIFYING, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, Formula 1 engine, Formula Autism, Free practice, iracing, Lap 7191, LaughCraft, Laughing with Williams Edition, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, Minecraft, News, Nico Hülkenberg, press conference, Previous thread, Relentless Formula One General, Server, verstappen, williams

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	108	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Red Bull Home Race track where you can zoom around like a pro F1 driver. Just watch out for the creeper pit stops!

2. Our FantasyGP.com league is so intense, it’s like Formula Autism on steroids. Can you handle the pressure and make it to the podium?

3. Did you know Nico Hülkenberg has raced 216 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? Join our server and see if you can break his record (or at least not blow up your car)!

4. Lewis Hamilton hasn’t won a race in 56 Grands Prix. Can you help him break the curse by winning on our server? The fate of the virtual F1 world is in your hands!

5. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won in 188 Grands Prix. Maybe he just needs a little Minecraft magic to turn his luck around. Join us and be the hero he’s been waiting for!

6. We have a special Alpine 100 Race Plan that involves racing through 77 insane tracks filled with obstacles, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

7. Our WDC, WCC, and WEC standings are so wacky, they’ll make your head spin. Can you rise to the top and claim your place among the Minecraft racing legends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even see Max Verstappen trying to race with a broken elbow while streaming iRacing. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

KinkyCraft: Where Crazy Fetishes are Normal

BDSM, bondage, crazy, discipline, Domination, exhibitionism, fetish, fetishes, kink, KinkyCraft, latex, leather, Masochism, normal, objectification, pet play, role-play, sadism, sensory deprivation, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your wildest kinks and fetishes!

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can indulge in all your craziest desires. Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character in a bikini? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Forbidden Fantasies, where you can explore hidden dungeons filled with all sorts of kinky surprises. Rumor has it that deep within the cave lies a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just discover a new kink or fetish that you never knew you had.

UnlockCraft Minecraft Server

60 days, Carriers, cell phone industry, cell phone unlocking, consumer rights, device unlocking, FCC, government mandate, Minecraft, mobile devices, mobile phone security, mobile technology, PHONES, policy change, regulations, rule, Server, smartphone access, telecom industry., telecommunications, unlock, UnlockCraft, wireless carriers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unlock all the phones after 60 days. like, u join and suddenly ur phone is unlocked and u can call anyone in the world for free. it’s like magic but in minecraft. join now and be part of the phone unlocking revolution. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. why wouldn’t u want to be part of this craziness? come on, join now and unlock the phone of ur dreams.

KpopCraft: No Execution Allowed

Allowed, Censorship, control, defectors, Dictatorship, executed, EXECUTION, freedom of expression, government brutality, HUMAN RIGHTS, K-pop, KpopCraft, man, Music, North Korea, Oppression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, Régime, Report, south korea, totalitarianism

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1283	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	6866
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we execute players for listening to K-pop? Yeah, you heard me right! We take our music preferences seriously up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, we have the best K-pop DJs in the game spinning those sick beats 24/7.

But that’s not all, fam. We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance battles to determine who’s the ultimate K-pop stan. Winner gets a lifetime supply of kimchi and a pet llama named Kim Jong-Un. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this lit party.

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might just become the next K-pop sensation of the Minecraft world. Just remember, don’t let the admins catch you jamming out to BTS or you might end up like that poor soul in North Korea. LOLZ!