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Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Star Shards Collected:	59
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4582	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crops Grown:	6098	Towns Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

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