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Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!