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BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	New Chunks Explored:	277827
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3077
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

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Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimension Hops:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	280	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	3040
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3654	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	756	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!