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ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2087	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	4204	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Animals Bred:	12

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	57	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3796

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Buildings Constructed:	49
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	193
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mines Excavated:	1069	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, childhood memories, college, Communication, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, graduation speech, grandparenting, high school graduation, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, postgrad degree, relationships, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter rivalry, StepGrannys, stepmother, Support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crops Grown:	7430
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?