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Surviving on the Perfect SMP Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist joining our Discord

border, BUILD, Chunks, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Farms, Grief, JOINING, Limits, Minecraft, perfect, Plugins, Protection, PvP, Redstone, Resist, Server, smp, Surviving, Trading, Updates, villagers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7999	Crops Grown:	2936
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Perfect SMP Overview

Perfect SMP IP: PerfectSMP.com

Perfect SMP Discord: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

Perfect SMP is a Minecraft 1.21 survival server with grief protection. No resets. No world border limits. When a new Minecraft update is released, the new chunks will be added to the world without a reset and without needing to limit the world border

Features

Features	Yes/No

Grief Protection	Yes
Survival	Yes
No resets	Yes
New chunks after new update is released	Yes
No World Border restrictions	No world border restrictions indeed

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP server? A: You can join by using the IP PerfectSMP.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there grief protection on the server? A: Yes, there is grief protection on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Are there any world resets on the server? A: No, there are no resets on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Is there a limit to the world border on the server? A: No, there are no world border restrictions on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP Discord server? A: You can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

CraftyCunt Minecraft Server

CraftyCunt, Fantasy pregnancy, fetish desires, Impregnation fetish, Impregnation kink, Interracial impregnation, Interracial Relationships, Interracial reproduction, Minecraft, Pregnancy kink, Race fetish, Race of the woman you’d impregnate, race play, Racial fantasies, Server, sexual fantasies, sexual fetishes, sexual preferences, taboo desires, taboo fantasies, Your cunt, Your race

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

BabyRage Minecraft Server

academic pressure, avoidance, BabyRage, body shaming, colorism, comparison, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hospital visit, infertility issues, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, newborn baby, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, social anxiety, toxic relationships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	243	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the mistake in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly compared to your siblings! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the pressure of living up to unrealistic expectations.

Unlike real life, where your family constantly reminds you of your flaws, on our server, you can build your own empire and be the ruler of your own destiny. No more being berated for your appearance or feeling like you’re not good enough. On our server, you’re a superstar!

Escape the drama of family gatherings and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best version of yourself. No more feeling like the odd one out or being overshadowed by your siblings. Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any comparisons or criticisms. It’s time to take control of your own story and have some fun in a world where you’re the star!

WeddingDramaCraft

bridezilla, choosing sides, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, maid of honor, refusing to help, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, standing up for spouse, support spouse, uninvited husband, wedding day drama, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchantments Applied:	249	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts, like uninviting your sister’s charismatic husband from the wedding. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer virtual worlds and build epic structures?

Don’t be stuck between a rock and a hard place, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we promise no one will bombard you with messages about ruining their virtual wedding – unless it’s all in good fun!

So say goodbye to real-life dilemmas and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knew escaping family drama could be so entertaining?

WeirdEatsMC SMP – 30 characters

adventurous eating, bizarre foods, Characters, culinary adventures, eccentric cuisine, exotic dishes, exotic flavors, foodie experiences, gastronomic oddities, odd food combinations, offbeat foods, peculiar dishes, quirky meals, rare dishes, smp, strange cuisine, strange eats, uncommon delicacies, unique dining, unusual eats, unusual tastes, weird food, WeirdEatsMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9306	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	5843
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the weirdest thing you’ll eat is a golden apple covered in slime from a slime chunk! But hey, at least it gives you super strength and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Fear Factor” challenge, where players have to eat the most disgusting Minecraft foods imaginable, like rotten flesh stew or spider eye soup. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life.

So come on, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, food-filled world!

BoomerBlockz

aging, aging gracefully, aging mindset, aging process, BoomerBlockz, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, habits, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, time passing, wisdom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5356
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Then join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely of candy, ride unicorns through enchanted forests, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring adult world behind and join our wacky and whimsical Minecraft server today!

BlockyBrits vs. Israel

arms sales, arms trade, BlockyBrits, Britain, Conflict, defense industry, diplomatic relations, embargo, foreign policy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, Politics, SECURITY, suspension, United Kingdom, weapons

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Animals Bred:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking sheep! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even britain is expected to suspend some arms sales to israel just to play on it! true story bro, the queen herself was spotted building a castle made entirely of diamonds on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! also, did we mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

RentFreeCraft

budgeting tips, early retirement, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial independence journey, financial independence retire early fire, financial independence strategies, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, Financial Success, investment strategies, money management, passive income, rent free living, RentFreeCraft, saving money, smart investments, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	4022	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got diamonds rainin’ from da sky and pigs dat poop out gold bars! Like, who needs a job when u can just chill in our server and be rollin’ in da dough, ya know? Plus, our server is so lit, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon races, like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a fire-breathin’ beast through da skies? So, ditch da real world and come join us in our wacky Minecraft universe where da only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few exploding creepers, but hey, dat just adds to da fun, amirite?

AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition

addiction, Alcohol Use Disorders, anger management, AngryCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, booze, Edition, Elevated Rates, health impacts, mental health, Pathological Anger, psychological disorders, Recovery, research, smoke, study, substance abuse, Substance Dependence, substance misuse, substance-use disorders, Therapy, Tobacco Use Disorders, Treatment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so, like, u know how minecraft is, like, the best game ever, right? well, this server is, like, even better cuz, get this, it’s been proven by, like, scientists that playing on this server can, like, cure anger issues! like, if u have a problem with, like, being too mad all the time, just hop on this server and all ur anger will, like, disappear! it’s, like, magic or something, man. so, like, join us now and say goodbye to all ur anger problems, dude!