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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7319 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3968 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 3403 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 980426 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.