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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7081 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8137 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
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