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HogCraft SMP – The Real Deal Hog Without Pics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a llama on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hog of Truth, a mystical creature that roams the land dispensing wisdom and bacon to all who dare to seek it. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Hog and bestow upon it a crown made of diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. See you there, adventurer!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Enchantments Applied:	176
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2190

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crops Grown:	5789
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1740
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2015	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Crops Grown:	1330
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	260	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9815	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net