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Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Votes:	8036
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

Nepotism In Naruto Minecraft SMP

fifth hokage, first Hokage, fourth Hokage, Hokage lineage, Minecraft, Naruto, naruto uzumaki, Naruto’s ancestry, Naruto’s connections, Naruto’s family ties, Naruto’s friends, Naruto’s heritage, Naruto’s legacy, Naruto’s mentors, Naruto’s protection, Naruto’s relationships, nepotism, Reincarnation, Senju Clan, sixth Hokage, smp, third Hokage, Uzumaki Clan

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be as legendary as Naruto Uzumaki! We can’t promise you’ll be a ninja, but we can promise you’ll have a great time. Why join? Well, for starters, you’ll be the reincarnation of the first Hokage. That’s right, you’ll have the power of wood release at your fingertips. And don’t worry, the third Hokage will be watching over you, making sure you don’t get into too much trouble.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.

Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!

Jackburg Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Jackburg, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, server hosting, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2724
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

The owner of the Jackburg server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Switch Earphones Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of bulky headsets cramping your style while gaming on your portable console? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and experience the joy of playing with small wired earphones that won’t break the bank (only 30 ~ 40 dollars maximum)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your monitor will be jealous. With our insane audio output capabilities, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action. Don’t let your gaming experience suffer any longer – join us now and level up your audio game!

> Licks (you) Minecraft SMP

Do, licks, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, what you do, you

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans! We have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama as a sacrifice. Our main currency is not diamonds, but rather chicken nuggets. And if you dare to lick someone, you must challenge them to a dance-off to assert dominance. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Atheists? When you think this will get up to 100%? Minecraft Server

acceptance, atheist acceptance, atheist advocacy, atheist beliefs, atheist community, atheist culture, atheist empowerment, atheist identity, atheist liberation, atheist movement, atheist pride, atheist representation, atheist rights, atheist solidarity, atheist support, atheist visibility, atheists, closeted atheists, coming out, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of hiding your true atheist self in the shadows of other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we welcome all our atheist friends to come out of the closet and embrace their lack of belief in a higher power!

Join us for epic battles against imaginary foes and build your own atheist paradise where logic and reason reign supreme. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of critical thinking on your side?

So come on, join us and let your atheist flag fly high! Let’s show those creepers and zombies that we don’t need a god to survive in this blocky world.

Early Riser Minecraft SMP

Australian adults, Early, early birds, early morning, early risers, healthy habits, Lifestyle, Minecraft, morning habits, morning people, morning routine, morning routine tips, productivity, riser, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep schedule, sleep statistics, sleep study, sleep trends, smp, waking up early, waking up early benefits

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Hey there, fellow early birds! Are you tired of waking up before the crack of dawn with no purpose? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must be awake and playing before 7am!

Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.

So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?

EggCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of building machines in Factorio and want to explore new frontiers of blocky creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through space and beyond with games like Avorion, Besiege, and even CHODE – Children of a Dead Earth (yes, that’s a real game, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.

Bully Sisters Minecraft SMP: Successfully Anycolor into Changing ANYMAGA

Anycolor, ANYMAGA, Bullied, bully, bullying, BURGERS, CHANGED.., changing, controversy, crossing the line, cry, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, gaijins, inclusion, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Quote, racism, sisters, smp, social media, SUCCESSFULLY, surprised, trump

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if they’re not in the traditional Minecraft palette! We’ve got gaijins crying about burgers, Trump quotes flying around like confetti, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to join in on the fun. Who needs normalcy when you can have outrageousness? Come join us and see just how wild things can get in our crazy world of blocks and memes!

Superiority Complex Minecraft Server

complex, confidence issues, coping mechanisms, Depressed, emotional intelligence, emotional struggles, ESTP girls, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personality disorders, personality type, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-care, Server, sexually frustrated, Superiority, superiority complex, Therapy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	931890
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for depressed, sexually frustrated ESTP girls with a superiority complex! Why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will out-sass you, out-build you, and out-mine you all while dealing with their own personal drama? Trust us, the drama llama is always on the loose on our server, making every play session a wild ride. So if you’re ready to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and ESTP girls rule the roost, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for some serious shade and maybe even a few love triangles along the way.

Why do you care so much a few inclusive… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we mod out all the gay stuff because… um, reasons! But watch out, we have a group of infiltrators ready to take over and ban anyone who doesn’t play by our rules. It’s a wild ride of chaos and ridiculousness, so join now if you dare!