Valhalla: Where players attempt to grow crops while civilization crumbles around them

Attempt, blacksmith, Brewer, Changing Seasons, Civilization, crops, CRUMBLES, Diplomacy, Dynamic Borders, Economy, Enchanter, grow, Infrastructure, landscape, neighbors, Players, Real Farming, Realism, Realistic Economy, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Seasons, Shops, Teleportation, Trade, travel, Valhalla, ValhallaMMO

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mines Excavated:	1401
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Spread of Civilization Server Overview

IP Address	104.128.55.16:25578
Discord	https://discord.gg/q7TBxjca3J
Dynmap	http://104.128.55.16:8004/
Version	Java 1.20.4

Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.

Key Features:

Engage in a Real Economy
Connect With Infrastructure, Not Teleports
Use-Based Land Claiming
Dynamic Borders

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?	Yes, the server is currently running on Java 1.20.4.
How do I claim land on the server?	You can automatically claim the land you use with Influence Claims based on your activity and contribution to the server.
Are there limits on AFK farms?	Yes, there are limits on AFK farms to maintain a balanced economy.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, you can set up shops using Shopkeepers or engage in player-to-player trade using TradeSystem.

Watch as players attempt to farm in peace in ValhallaMMO’s hilarious version of Civilization Spread!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Spread of Civilization Server Overview:

IP Address	104.128.55.16:25578
Discord	Join Our Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap
Version	Java 1.20.4

Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative Minecraft server that brings a unique and realistic gaming experience. Join us to build a world that feels real, engage in a real economy, connect with infrastructure, experience realistic farming with changing seasons, claim land based on usage, and explore dynamic borders.

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Spread of Civilization server?

You can join our server using the IP address: 104.128.55.16:25578

2. How do I connect with other players on the server?

You can join our Discord community to connect with other players and stay updated on server events and activities.

3. What version of Minecraft is required to play on the server?

The server requires Java version 1.20.4 to play.

4. Can I engage in player-to-player trading on the server?

Yes, players can set up shops using Shopkeepers or use TradeSystem to buy and sell goods with other players.

5. How does land claiming work on the server?

Land claiming is based on usage, using Influence Claims. The more active and contributing you are on the server, the larger territory you can claim.

6. Are there restrictions on teleportation on the server?

While there is a limit on teleporting to join friends when starting on the server, you can connect with infrastructures like Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, and Rail Protector for easy travel.

ValhallaMMO: Where Pixels become Peasants in a Spreading Civilization! Realistic Economy, Farming, and Chocolate Coins!

Boost, Changing Seasons, Chocolate, Civilization, Coins, Diplomacy, Dynamic Borders, Economy, Experience, Farming, Gods, Influence Claims, Infrastructure, Land claiming, Minecraft, Peasants, pixels, Real Economy, Real Farming, Realistic, Roleplay, Seasons, Server, Skills, Spreading, teleports, Temple, Trade, Valhalla, ValhallaMMO

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Server Information
IP: 104.128.55.16:25578
Version: Java 1.20.4

Join Us
Discord: https://discord.gg/q7TBxjca3J
Dynmap: http://104.128.55.16:8004/

Description
Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism. The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.

Features
Engage in a Real Economy
Connect With Infrastructure, Not Teleports
Realistic Farming & Changing Seasons
Use-Based Land Claiming
Dynamic Borders

FAQs

Q: What is the IP address of the server?

A: The IP address is 104.128.55.16:25578.

Q: What version of Minecraft is required to join?

A: The server runs on Java 1.20.4.

Q: How can I connect with other players on the server?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/q7TBxjca3J or use the Dynmap at http://104.128.55.16:8004/ to connect with other players.

Q: What sets Spread of Civilization apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Spread of Civilization offers a realistic economy, infrastructure-based travel system, dynamic farming and seasons, use-based land claiming, and dynamic borders to create a unique and immersive gameplay experience.

Q: How can I claim land on the server?

A: You can claim land by actively using and contributing to the server, which will determine the extent of your territory through Influence Claims.

ValhallaMMO: Where players grow virtual crops instead of real responsibilities

Afk Farms, Changing Seasons, crops, Dynamic Borders, grow, hidden treasures, HsRails, Influence Claims, Java 1.20.4, new map, Players, Rail Protector, real, Real Economy, Real Farming, Realistic Economy, responsibilities, Roleplay, Seasons, Shopkeepers, trade empire, Tradesystem, ValhallaMMO, virtual

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Spread of Civilization Minecraft Server

IP	104.128.55.16:25578
Discord	Join our Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap
Version	Java 1.20.4

Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.

Overview:

Engage in a Real Economy: Limits on AFK farms and rebalanced villagers put the economy back in the hands of the average player. Set up shops or engage in player-to-player trade using TradeSystem to buy and sell goods.

Connect With Infrastructure: Master your local landscape and build real connections with your neighbors using Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, and Rail Protector to make travel easy.

Realistic Farming & Changing Seasons: Immerse yourself in a dynamic environment with changing seasons and adapt your farming strategies accordingly.

Use-Based Land Claiming: Claim the land you use with Influence Claims, where your activity and contribution determine the extent of your territory.

Dynamic Borders: Explore expanding borders as new players join, creating a dynamic and ever-changing landscape for exploration.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes! Use the IP: 104.128.55.16:25578 to join.
How can I communicate with other players?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/q7TBxjca3J
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several plugins like Shopkeepers, TradeSystem, ValhallaMMO, Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, and more.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We are currently running Java 1.20.4
How do land claims work on this server?	We use Influence Claims, which automatically claim the land you use based on your activity and contribution.

Gifts & Giggles Minecraft Server

avoidance, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional connection, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, ghosting, gift giving, Gifts, giggles, hookup, letting go, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, one sided relationship, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationships, Self Respect, Server, Trauma

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	175
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like the intense relationship in this story, our server will have you feeling all the feels. From deep emotional connections to sudden betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you give in to the drama or rise above it like a true blocky hero?

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

DebtFreeCraft

budgeting, DEBT, DebtFreeCraft, family, family dynamics, Family Support, financial advisor, financial freedom, financial habits, financial help, financial responsibility, financial struggle, gambling problem, Guilt, paycheck to paycheck, personal finance, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial freedom and not bailing out your brother’s gambling debts! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: – No obligation to help family members with their financial woes – Budgeting and financial advice available in-game – Build your dream virtual world without worrying about real-life debt

Join us now and escape the drama of family financial disputes! Who needs real money problems when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll!

TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

Affection, back rubs, Bonding, Communication, Cuddling, DATING, emotional connection, hand holding, holding hands, Hugging, Intimacy, Kissing, long-term relationships, love language, massages, Men, Minecraft, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, TouchyMen, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).

MineCraftLoveCraft

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, deep connection, destiny, forever.., Happiness, intuition, Life Partner, long term, love, Marriage, MineCraftLoveCraft, Partnership, relationships, Significant Other, signs, soulmate, special bond, true love, Trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	68
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of endlessly searching for “the one” in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate matchmaker!

Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.

But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.

So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!

Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

Anarchy, Aternos, Ban, banner, Clans, classic, description, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., image, Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, server based, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world, Years

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

162.19.20.147:2006

Avalon

armor, avalon, cleric, Crafting, custom skills, Evil, guardian, Kingdom, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, Minecraft, paladin, Questing, Rogue, secret, smp, Summoner, Towny, warrior, weapons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Avalon Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
Tiktok	Check Out Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil and conquer the Great Evil. Avalon is an mmoRPG with elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Experience over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Features

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Avalon?	Avalon is an mmoRPG Minecraft server with elements from various RPG games.
How many classes can you choose from?	You can choose from 7 different classes to become the ultimate Guardian.

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	270
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Farms Harvested:	734	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ores Mined:	9788	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Items Found:	4567
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	7979	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Emeralds Found:	1394	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

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