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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8390 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.