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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4053 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 598 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Potions Brewed: | 110 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
