Real Estate Deal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

geopolitical strategy, GreenlandCraft, Danish PM, controversial proposal., buy Greenland

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Official, scandal, Corruption, real estate deal, assets

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥

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Minecraft SMP: Olympic Blockbuster

controversy, blockbuster, documentary, History, sports

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t eat all the cake in the village).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Buck Breaking GOAT. Witness their epic skills tomorrow and prepare to be amazed. Who knew breaking bucks could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword for protection. See you in the game!

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HIMARS Havoc: Russian Rage

military-news, Military analysis, Conflict Resolution, Milbloggers, war in Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a russian milblogger blaming incompetence for ukrainian HIMARS strike that destroyed russian battalion! build ur own battalion and defend against crazy attacks from other players! create alliances with ukrainian players and launch epic battles that will go down in history! who will come out on top in this wild world of military madness?! join now and find out!

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DreamPhoneCraft

smartphones, FANTASY, Psychology, DreamPhoneCraft, disconnect

u ever dream of minecraft? well now u can play it on ur phone!! join our server for the most epic adventures and battles u will ever experience. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

our server is so lit that even ur dreams will be jealous. imagine building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. that’s just a typical tuesday on our server.

if u join now, u will also get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade u.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and make all ur wildest dreams come true. who needs reality when u have minecraft?

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Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff

Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation.

We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.

Seeing how many creative servers have been damaged by careless leadership, we will do everything in our power to prevent that here.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any building restrictions?	No, there are no complex tiers or thematic restrictions on building.
How can I join the community?	You can visit the server website and follow the instructions to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server

in need, reaching out, hard-up, TexarkanaCraft, lending a hand

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you crave epic victories in the Texarkana area? Look no further, because our server is the key to your success! Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time. Rumor has it that players who join our server instantly gain superpowers and become invincible in battle. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help a hard-up brother out. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the Texarkana area like never before!

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MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

House, renter, great flip, assumption, better play

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

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CringeCraft: The Server

enjoyable bad movies, cult tv shows, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure TV shows, unintentionally funny

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that it was actually good? Well, imagine that but in Minecraft server form! Our server is like the “Sharknado” of Minecraft servers – so ridiculous and over-the-top that you can’t help but love it. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonder and chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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HorizonCraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, Vanilla, richest player, Server

This is a fun and simple new SMP server. This server is new so there is a big chance you will become the richest player. At the moment we are also looking for staff so feel free to dm me on discord

horizoncraft.mc.gg:25606

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