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SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	9172
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4820
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Towns Built:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magic Items Found:	5681	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	871

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	178	Dragon Eggs Found:	8733
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6634
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

» Survival (SMP) » Skyblock (Coming Soon) » Creative (Coming Soon) » Prisons (Coming Soon)

play.coastsidemc.com

DearCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, battlepass, DearCraft, GIF, Help, Minecraft, ONLINE, small server, super stoves, unique items

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Towns Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

This is an Anarchy server. We have unique items, super stoves, and BattlePass is coming soon. Online is still small, but I think you can help us.

81.176.176.63