Real Dad MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

desire, fucked, mom’s cheeks, sexual innuendo, my mom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

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HyphenCraft

stepdad, mom, family name, real dad, Siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

father figure, Resentment, parental involvement, recognition, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

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Gift Regifter Minecraft Server

family dynamics, lying.., parents, adoption, Family secrets

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lies you’ll find are about how many diamonds you have! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and deception, just like this player’s family secrets.

Explore our vast world and uncover hidden truths, just like this player uncovered the truth about her real dad. Will you confront your past like she did, or will you keep digging for more secrets?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering mysteries, forging new friendships, and maybe even discovering a long-lost relative in our virtual world. Who knows what lies beneath the surface of our server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join us today and let the games begin!

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Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

#UtataneNasa, #AmanogawaShiina, PCG, Ultimate, #JellyHoshiumi

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a world filled with hilarious characters and outrageous adventures!

Join us on this server where you can team up with the legendary Lia “The Ashelia” who can build a castle out of diamonds in seconds! Or how about hanging out with Utatane Nasa, the master of falling asleep while mining for diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle against the fearsome Hakushika Iori, who can summon a herd of creepers with just a snap of her fingers? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore the depths of the Nether with Fujikura Uruka, who can ride a blaze like it’s a pony?

And don’t even get us started on the wild adventures you’ll have with Tenma Maemi, the queen of pranking other players by turning their houses into giant cakes! Or how about joining forces with Pipkin Pippa, the magical fairy who can make your inventory overflow with enchanted golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Crafty Creepers and Gatekeepers: Where Minecraft meets Baldur’s Gate rules – but with more explosions!

Baldur’s Gate 2, role playing, FANTASY, classic, Gate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t have rules, we have suggestions. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Be our guest!

Join our server and embark on a quest to learn the rules of Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2…but with a twist! Instead of reading a boring manual, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens, exploding creepers, and a dragon that only speaks in riddles. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but in Minecraft form!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs rules when you have chaos?

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Airborne Blockheads

environmental concerns, lung health, air contaminants, air pollution control, air pollution effects

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

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BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

Years, Nostalgia, time reflection, time awareness, time passing

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

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JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, Server, Japan, Fearlessly, international relations

Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

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EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

BELIEF, god of perception, Epic, Divine, spirituality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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