real dad Minecraft Servers

real dad Minecraft Servers

  • My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

    My Mom’s Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3721
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Potions Brewed: 151 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7565 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • HyphenCraft

    HyphenCraft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 99/400 Votes: 4691
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 477
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Towns Built: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5078 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

    Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

    So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

    StepdadTaxEvasionCraft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3578
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

    Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

    Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Gift Regifter Minecraft Server

    Gift Regifter Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2537
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lies you’ll find are about how many diamonds you have! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and deception, just like this player’s family secrets.

    Explore our vast world and uncover hidden truths, just like this player uncovered the truth about her real dad. Will you confront your past like she did, or will you keep digging for more secrets?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering mysteries, forging new friendships, and maybe even discovering a long-lost relative in our virtual world. Who knows what lies beneath the surface of our server?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join us today and let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /aicg/ – AI Chatbot Gang

    Minecraft SMP: /aicg/ – AI Chatbot Gang
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9536
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Potions Brewed: 90
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also building epic structures and battling llamas for dominance! Join us for outrageous conversations with our AI companions, who are constantly updating to the latest ChatGPT version.

    Our lore is filled with epic tales of chatbot wars and jailbreaks, where our members compete to see who can create the most powerful AI. Don’t miss out on our botmaking events, where the craziest creations come to life!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you fight llamas with AI chatbots by your side, all while exploring the depths of the metaverse and unlocking the secrets of prompt caching? It’s a wild ride, and we want you to be a part of it. Join us now and unleash your inner chatbot warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • PranksterPunk Minecraft SMP

    PranksterPunk Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7889
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 155 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to prank your friends in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! We’ve had players turn entire bases into giant toilets, replace all the diamonds in someone’s chest with dirt, and even create a maze of lava that leads to nowhere. Trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues is totally worth it. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your inner troll run wild, come join us and see just how far you can push the limits of mischief and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BlockyBDSMHideaway

    BlockyBDSMHideaway
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5803
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to let your kinks and fetishes run wild! Whether you’re into pixelated BDSM dungeons or have a weird obsession with crafting pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BridgeBattle Minecraft Server

    BridgeBattle Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8337
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ores Mined: 4612 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than the crimean bridge when it got attacked by 12 atacms missiles. u wanna see some crazy sh*t? come build ur own bridge and see if it can withstand our epic explosions. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a bridge out of nothing but dirt and tears. join now for the most explosive experience of ur life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • CraftyKremlinPeace

    CraftyKremlinPeace
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 8312
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlin ally belarus in all its glory! we bring peace to all the land with our epic scuffles and battles! join us for a wild ride of building, fighting, and making friends with belarusian villagers who just want peace in the midst of chaos! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure yet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • RenaissanceFestCraft

    RenaissanceFestCraft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1731
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Magic Items Found: 8226
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where every day is a renaissance festival! u can dress up as a knight and slay dragons or pretend to be a fancy lady and sip tea with the villagers. we even have a special quest where u have to find the lost golden chicken nugget of doom! trust us, it’s a thing. also, our admin is a talking cow named mr. moo who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • CraftyHappinessMC

    CraftyHappinessMC
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/300 Votes: 6964
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Villages Defended: 7 Dimension Hops: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can get CREATIVE and feel HAPPIER than ever before! Like seriously, dis study found dat doin creative stuff like sewing or painting can make u feel like a freakin ROCKSTAR in life. So why not join dis server and unleash ur inner PICASSO while building crazy cool stuff with ur homies? Trust me, u won’t regret it! Plus, who knows, maybe u’ll even find a magical unicorn in da game and ride off into da sunset together. So what are u waiting for? Join now and start living ur best crafty life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • RigoloSMP – The vanilla server where the only thing wilder than the community is the Minecraft world itself! Join now!

    RigoloSMP – The vanilla server where the only thing wilder than the community is the Minecraft world itself! Join now!
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9791
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mines Excavated: 3136
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.21
    Server Type Vanilla
    Community Chill
    Player Types Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord linked above and the server admin will whitelist you.

    Q: What version is the server running?

    A: The server is running on version 1.21.

    Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

    A: The server is entirely vanilla.

    Q: Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

    A: Yes, cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • LooxMax Minecraft Server

    LooxMax Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 108/200 Votes: 8453
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Magic Items Found: 6911
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP

    WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5117
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where winning in life is the ultimate goal…unless you don’t deserve it! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, unexpected twists, and questionable life lessons straight from every single religion and philosophy out there.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP