real children Minecraft Servers

real children Minecraft Servers

  • CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

    CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 4522
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

    Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

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  • CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work

    CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 8818
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Runes Activated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Queen, a villainous player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting noobs to prank. Will you be able to outwit her and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

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  • StepsonSassCraft

    StepsonSassCraft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1654
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will make your head spin.

    Looking for a server where you can navigate through complex relationships and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is filled with MILs who just can’t seem to let go of the fact that you’re not Devon’s mom, but a bonus in his life. Will you stand up to the MIL and assert your role as a stepmom, or will you let her dictate how you refer to your stepson?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have therapy sessions available for when things get too heated between you and Devon. Work through your issues and come out stronger on the other side. Plus, with a new baby in the mix, you’ll have to navigate even more family drama and expectations. Will you call both boys your sons, or will you stick to your guns and maintain the stepson title?

    Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics, boundaries, and unexpected alliances. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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  • FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips

    FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1553
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting no love from the villagers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to level up your flirting game! Our players have mastered the art of flirting with their pixelated avatars, using tactics like building heart-shaped houses, giving gifts of rare diamonds, and even serenading each other with in-game music discs. Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual love in no time! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

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  • CraftyCreeperCo.

    CraftyCreeperCo.
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 9626
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

    1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

    2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

    3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

    4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

    Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

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  • FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

    FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7137
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

    plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

    also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

    so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKneePainMapz

    CraftyKneePainMapz
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 1284
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Enchantments Applied: 241 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

    You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

    Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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  • YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

    YankeeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2099
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 552 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

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  • ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

    ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 3503
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Votes: 1737 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

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  • SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8878
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Animals Bred: 78
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magic Items Found: 5516

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pick-me sisters-in-law who make your life a living nightmare? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos!

    Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family members who try to steal the spotlight at your wedding and make everything about themselves. We promise no one will cry at your bachelorette party or accuse your friends of ridiculous things like urinating in their bag.

    Join now for a chance to build a virtual world free from pick-me energy and drama llamas. Our community is filled with honest, kind, and genuine players who will make you forget all about your troublesome sister-in-law. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and leave the pick-me drama behind!

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  • BikiniNipSlipGrief

    BikiniNipSlipGrief
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3699
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

    Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

    So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

    Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

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