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PixelPurseCraft

alternative assets, asset management, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, digital investments, digital ownership, digital tokens, digital transformation, digital wallets, Financial Security, financial technology, Investment, online transactions, PixelPurseCraft, real assets, traditional assets, virtual currency

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	6085
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of the real world constantly letting you down? Do you wish you could escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle! Who needs real assets when you can have virtual ones that are way cooler?

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge brave souls to a duel.

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off.

HangryCraft

aita, anger, apartment, Argument, Asshole, cold food, Communication, Food, Frustration, Girlfriend, HangryCraft, Hungry, infantilize, LEAVING, Ordering, reminder, Texting, Upset, warm food

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

CraftyHobbyist, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6838	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	1818	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

administration, appoints, BarnierCraft, Brexit negotiations, cabinet, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, France, French politics, Government, government officials, international relations, leadership, Macron, Michel Barnier, Minister, News, policy, political appointment, Prime, prime minister

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Farms Harvested:	503	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Items Found:	5752	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!

BabyNameDramaCraft

advice, Argument, Baby name, BabyNameDramaCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, dead girl, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grief, mother-in-law, overreaction, relationships, sensitivity, Son

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	191
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4785	Dragon Eggs Found:	5532
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated history of a 25F and her 27M husband.

On this server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can name your baby girl whatever you want without any interference from mother-in-laws who have a strange obsession with a friend who passed away.

Build your own virtual family and choose names for your children without the fear of being compared to someone who isn’t even alive. And if things get too heated, just take a break at your friend’s virtual house until you’re ready to confront the situation.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual friend named Annie who won’t cause any family feuds!

Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP

acquired taste, changed mind, changed opinions, converted dislikes, couldn’t live without, Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP, HATED, must haves, new experiences, newfound obsessions, now essential, now love, once detested, previously disliked, surprising delights, surprising favorites, surprising treasures, tried, unexpected joys, unexpected love, unexpected pleasures

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie chickens, and build a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a creeper to TNT.