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Covid Craft Minecraft Server

community spread, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Craft, economic impact, essential workers, global health crisis, healthcare system, long-term effects, mask mandate, mental health, Minecraft, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, remote work, Server, social distancing, travel restrictions, vaccine distribution, vaccine hesitancy., virus outbreak

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server where Covid started almost 5 years ago…but don’t worry, it’s only contagious in-game! Explore our virus-infested world where the only cure is to mine diamonds and build epic structures.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or ride our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Don’t forget to watch out for the zombie pigmen throwing toilet paper rolls at you – they’re our resident hoarders!

Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so…viral?

Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

budgeting, economic challenges, economic crisis, economic difficulties, economic downturn, Economy, financial burden, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial instability, financial stress, financial struggle, financial woes, job loss, job market, Minecraft, recession, saving money, smp, Struggling, struggling to make ends meet, unemployment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

Beautiful, Blooming, Bouquet, celebration, da wose, floral, flower, Fragrance, garden, gift, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, Nature, petals, Red Roses, Romantic, roses, Server, symbol, thorns, Valentine’s Day, Wacky, WOSE

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

actress, ass, bottom to top, bros, camera pans, Drama, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, explicit, good day, lioness, making out, Minecraft, nudity, Premiere, Recapped, Sexy, shower scene, smp, television, tv show, Zoë, Zoe Bros, Zoe Saldana

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

Sky Trails Minecraft Server

Day 1 release, DELAY, English Dub, English release, localization, Minecraft, News, PC, ps4, PS5, remake, Remakes, Server, Shareholder Meeting, SIGNING, SKY, Sky the 1st, Switch, switch 2, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails in the Sky the First, XSeed

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5957	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!

But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.

Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!

Re: Zero Minecraft SMP Master

Anime, arc 4, Beako Thread, CHAPTERS, Demon Sword, Demon Sword spin-off, light-hearted, Manga, Master, Minecraft, over edition, reading, ReZero, serious tone, smp, spin-off, Trash, unofficial translation, WN translation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have epic storylines that rival arc 4 of Beako’s manga adventures, and we promise no Demon Sword spin-off chapters will be left unread (we even have a special quest to find them all!).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unofficial translations of the WN thrown in for good measure. Who needs seriousness when you can have a blast with us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the fun begin!

McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server

Cool, cream, creamy, creamy treat, DELICIOUS, dessert, fast food, frozen, great again, Ice, ice cream, iconic, Indulgent, make, McDonalds, menu item, Minecraft, nostalgic, Popular, Refreshing, Server, Summer, SWEET, Treat

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2371	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of getting your hopes up for a delicious McDonald’s ice cream cone, only to be told the ice cream machine is broken? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have unlimited McDonald’s ice cream for all players! No more broken machines, just creamy, dreamy soft serve for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!

Loli Thread Minecraft SMP

Aigreentext, Anime, art, Community, controversial, cute, discussion, FANTASY, fetish, Fiction, forum, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, Lolita fashion, Manga, Minecraft, Roleplay, smp, taboo, Thread, welcome

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Events, Friends, general, guides, HOD, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livin’ on Sweets, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Sakurako, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us on our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Decagrammaton where you can battle giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault where you have to fight a field of special armor-wearing cows, or a Total Assault where you must navigate through an indoor maze filled with insane and tormenting obstacles? It’s like a Minecraft version of a twisted carnival, and you’re invited to join the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing Enderman. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. See you in the game!

RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip

Adventure, camper van, cross-country travel, Exploring, exploring America, full-time RVing, living on wheels, long term travel, Minecraft, mobile home, motorhome living, nomad life, off grid living, on the road, road trip, roadtrip, RV community, RV LIVING, smp, travel, travel lifestyle, van life, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft world? Do you dream of living in an RV and driving it around the country like a true nomad? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!