Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where we keep our books in the garage because who needs a boring old bookshelf? Plus, the exhaust fumes add a little extra flavor to the pages, making reading a truly unique experience.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with angry chickens and lava pits that lead to secret treasure troves. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you laughing and on your toes at all times.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your gas mask for those garage book reading sessions!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!
Join us for a wild ride filled with chaste virginal heronies (yes, you read that right). Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these chaste virginal heronies, you will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dropped – a mysterious being that keeps dropping random items all over the map. Some say that if you collect all of these items, you will be granted with the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of apocalypse zero! Join us if you’re ready to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen, giant spiders, and maybe even a rogue Ender Dragon or two.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who were guarding a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who possess these apples gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from their eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that can break out into a dance party at any moment. Join us and witness the spectacle of sheep doing the moonwalk while wearing sunglasses and top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of apocalypse zero for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the land and ride off into the sunset on a flying pig!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers?Well, do we have the server for you!
Imagine this:
You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021.
That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server!
Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next?
Don’t miss out on the fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where if you don’t join, you might as well stop playing Minecraft altogether! This server is so EPIC that if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen here.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of town square? Only on our server, folks!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most INSANE Minecraft server out there. Trust us, if this server was a manga, it would never get axed because it’s just too good!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing gayer than Andy Griffith fan fiction is our player base!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine is jealous.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of Mount Everest. Legend has it, they rode that diamond into battle against a horde of zombie chickens and emerged victorious.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest unicorn pigs you’ll ever see. Rumor has it, if you catch one, your luck will increase tenfold and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who needs Andy Griffith fan fiction when you have us?
Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco partywhere you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.
So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!
Are you tired of boring old historical dramas? Want to experience Japan like never before? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate the epic battles and stunning landscapes of feudal Japan!
We’ve got players praising us for our attention to detail, saying our server is better than any Japanese historical drama out there. And don’t even get us started on the chuds who can’t handle that Mariko isn’t their idea of beautiful – they’re giving us zero stars! But hey, we’re not here to please everyone, just those who want to have a hilarious time exploring a wacky version of Japan in Minecraft. Join us now and prepare for some epic battles and crazy adventures!
New Server! Welcome to Valkyrie Semi Survival! Owner: JackBosquez. Have Fun! Build, pvp, and more!
If you have any questions feel free to ask in game or on here!
Follow the simple rules and be creative!
As of now, CitrusMC’s pre-season is open for visitors. We’d like to see some new faces stop in and give us feedback! Remember, a lot of features are still limited access or not active yet. This time around we are introducing peaceful factions with a new spin on boss fights; dungeon raids! Join now!
Brand NEW map, towns are already forming and the map is wide open for exploration and creativity!
Community-minded server with a family-friendly atmosphere! Come join us in the quest for survival, with perks like land claims, rollback protection, anti-grief and other server protections. Attentive staff and friendly playerbase help to make for a positive experience. Come and build your town, with us!
This is the minecraft SMP of the twitch streamer: Vlyadssssspecial info:– no automatic machines– no villagers– be nice– nether and end only available during events– heartsteal (but you can only kill for RP reason)
Our only entry requirement is that you are aged 16+
We are a mature group of players but we still know how to have a good time! If you would like to join us, please check out our forums.
🐾 Pet Paradise: Explore the world with your furry friends by your side! Collect and raise pets to join you on epic journeys.
🏡 Premium Claim Plugin: Secure your dreams and build without worry! Our premium claim plugin ensures your creations stay safe.
🌟 Custom Ranks: Climb the ranks and unlock exclusive perks! Rise from a humble builder to a legendary architect.
🎉 Epic Events: Brace yourself for exciting events that bring our community together! Unleash your competitive spirit and win fantastic prizes.
💰 Innovative Currency System: Trade, earn, and thrive in our unique economic landscape. Watch your wealth grow as you embark on new adventures.
🛒 Fancy Villager Shop: Indulge in a shopping spree at our stylish villager-run marketplace. Discover rare items and essentials for your journey.
🎩 Hat Collection: Express yourself with a vast collection of hats! From silly to sophisticated, find the perfect accessory to match your style.
🛋️ Custom Furniture: Make your builds truly unique with our custom furniture options. Design and decorate your space to reflect your personality.
🤝 Friendly Community: Join a community that values collaboration and creativity. Build lasting friendships while crafting your own masterpiece.
Thetys.fun is not just a server; it’s a home for Minecraft enthusiasts who share a passion for building, exploring, and having a great time together. Join us now and embark on a journey like no other!