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  • Silent Signals & Pixel Punches

    Silent Signals & Pixel Punches

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most ludicrous Minecraft server in the multiverse, where the blocks are as unpredictable as a chicken in a haunted cornfield! Why bother with normal communication when you can experience the art of nonverbal insults in pixelated form? Here are some outrageous reasons why you absolutely need to drop everything and jump into our chaotic blocky world:

      • The Compliment Thief: Picture this – a once-upon-a-time Minecraft Hero, you, are being showered with compliments. Suddenly, a sneaky, carrot-stealing Enderman appears, dramatically rolling his eyes in a way that triggers an ancient curse. One sarcastic glance from him and BOOM! You’re now stuck building dirt huts while he flaunts your diamond armor like it’s the latest fashion trend at a Creeper gala. Join now to discover which blocky menace will thwart your self-esteem next!

      • The Ultimate Noob Survival Challenge: Ever wanted to experience the raw pain of a silent night in the wilderness, only to be judged by a passive-aggressive cow? Here, you’ll endure intense survival scenarios where you’ll find yourself hunted by a zombie who gives you the stink eye every time you misplace a crafting table. “Really? You thought that was a good idea?” he will practically communicate!

      • Creeper Drama Club: Forget theater classes; here, you’ll witness live performances from Creepers who are exceptionally skilled at giving the silent treatment. Their body language will leave you in stitches (or likely, blown to smithereens)! Join now, and you might even be cast as an underappreciated block in their masterpiece, “The Destruction of Friendship.”

      • The Forest of Shady Glares: Stumble into the Forest of Shady Glares where the trees are not only sentient but also highly opinionated! They’ll give you side-eyes if you dare chop down their non-ingrown branches. Join us as we explore the profound depths of their leafy disdain while trying to negotiate the terms of an eternal truce over a campfire with s’mores made from enchanted marshmallows.

      • The Hidden Nether of Judgment: Dive into the depths of the Nether where piglins will communicate their snarky remarks regarding your armor choice without uttering a single word. You’ll feel the pressure of their stares while they silently judge your “daring” diamond chestplate and downgrade it to "so last season." Prepare to defend your honor from the hottest place in the game while trying not to sweat too much over their non-verbal eye rolls!

    So, if you’re itching for a hilariously pixelated adventure filled with misunderstood creatures, outrageous drama, and the best nonverbal insults that Minecraft has to offer, then you absolutely must join us! Don’t miss your chance to embark on absurd quests, forge bizarre alliances, and laugh your way through endless, blocky escapades!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersSheeprampage is a talented artist and musician known for their unique blend of electronic and hip hop music. With a distinct and innovative sound, Sheeprampage has gained a dedicated following and continues to push the boundaries of their craft. Through their dynamic and engaging performances, Sheeprampage has established themselves as a rising star in the music industry.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

    Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

    VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice or kayfabe? Well, look no further because our server is the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo! Yes, you heard that right, we focus on adult audio like ASMR or JOI. Join us for some spicy content and outrageous adventures with our talented VAllure members.

    But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.

    And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • No More Foids Minecraft Server

    No More Foids Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

    Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

    We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

    Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

    So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

    Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Existence? Minecraft Server

    Existence? Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

    Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

    So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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